This is, regrettably, another announcement. I would say itβs the last one, but that would be a lie and I respect you too much for that.
Okaaaaaayyy, announcement time: Iβm officially starting a monthly NSFW art series this year, and yes, I am very aware that I keep convincing myself this is somehow more scandalous than half the things Iβve written before (including +15k words of radiation-induced ghoul sex), but hear me out.
Tumblr will only ever get cropped or snipped previews because I like consent, I donβt enjoy jumpscaring people on their dash, and also because I like my head exactly where it is (thank you very much). The full pieces, plus additional NSFW sketches, will live on Patreon where everyone is very much opting in on purpose, which is great because no god, no guillotine, and certainly no terms of service can keep me from drawing blorbos, NPCs, and canonical-but-wrong characters doing things that would make history frown. This is me being calm, self-aware, and extremely normal about drawing horny art, despite the fact that Iβm laughing to myself while thinking βthis was a strokeβ¦ of pure artistic luckβ, making dozens of sexual innuendos and also maybe considering whether the guillotine would approve of my compositional choices.
To make this fun and interactive, there will be two polls for each month: the first one to decide which fandom weβre tormentingβI mean, exploringβand the second to decide which character(s) will get the honor of starring in the full NSFW piece. That way, the people have spoken, I get to panic responsibly, and everyone is slightly complicit in my eventual artistic demise. Tumblr will get the cute, cropped previews because boundaries are sexy, while Patreon will get the full version with all the extra sketches, bonus bad decisions, and approximately three times more chaos than is reasonable for one artist to be held accountable for.
The series itself will have a working title for now: βHands-On Studies: Canon-Adjacent Misconductβ, because itβs descriptive, slightly horrifying, and also wink-wink. Each month, the subtitle will change depending on the fandom, the characters, or how guilty I feel at the moment, so you can expect things like βHands-On Studies: The Fade Is Very Persuasiveβ or βHands-On Studies: Cullen Didnβt Sign Up for This,β or, if I really lose my mind, βHands-On Studies: No God, No Guillotine, Still Drawing.β
Anyway, I am fully aware that I am probably overthinking this while simultaneously very proud of myself, so welcome to 2026, where I will be posting horny art responsibly, panicking slightly, and pretending this is all entirely normal. If I lose my head over it, at least it will be done in style.
ANYWAY- Here is the first poll!! We get to pick the fandom beasties!
Okay. First of all. Apologies for the sudden disappearance. Turns out my very glamorous November/ December βfood poisoning + stressβ arc was actually cadmium poisoning, brought to you by some truly fuckass chocolates. Love that for me. I am alive, I am on meds, and my body has decided to stop trying to speedrun its own demise.
Life did what life does, I was not as active as I wanted to be, I missed the Rolan week (I am still grieving), I did not make a Mimicmas ending post/not as many pieces, and December generally chose violence. But! I am back, slightly more metallic-free (metal in both my playlists AND body), and ready to make terrible artistic decisions again!
Now. The important part!!!
You voted. Loudly. Passionately. With your whole chest.
Which means BG3 wins by a hair, a fingernail, a single illithid wrinkle. Democracy has spoken. I obey reluctantly but enthusiastically.
SO. It is time for Round Two: Pick Your Victim.
New poll: Who gets the first piece?
Abdirak (Yes, that Abdirak. You know why youβre here.)
Zevlor (Tired. Stressed. One bad day away from something unholy.)
Mizora (You know why.)
This is me, once again, being the worst saleswoman imaginable and asking you to actively participate in my downfall. Choose wisely. Or donβt. I clearly never do.
Thank you for your patience, your votes, and for not asking too many follow-up questions about the cadmium situation. The art queue is waking up. The blorbos are unsafe again. And I promise to disappear next time for something way cooler, like being possessed by the Fade.
Poll below. You know what to do!!!π
Which character would you like to see for the NSFW Patreon piece (BG3 Edition) this month?
This is, regrettably, another announcement. I would say itβs the last one, but that would be a lie and I respect you too much for that.
Okaaaaaayyy, announcement time: Iβm officially starting a monthly NSFW art series this year, and yes, I am very aware that I keep convincing myself this is somehow more scandalous than half the things Iβve written before (including +15k words of radiation-induced ghoul sex), but hear me out.
Tumblr will only ever get cropped or snipped previews because I like consent, I donβt enjoy jumpscaring people on their dash, and also because I like my head exactly where it is (thank you very much). The full pieces, plus additional NSFW sketches, will live on Patreon where everyone is very much opting in on purpose, which is great because no god, no guillotine, and certainly no terms of service can keep me from drawing blorbos, NPCs, and canonical-but-wrong characters doing things that would make history frown. This is me being calm, self-aware, and extremely normal about drawing horny art, despite the fact that Iβm laughing to myself while thinking βthis was a strokeβ¦ of pure artistic luckβ, making dozens of sexual innuendos and also maybe considering whether the guillotine would approve of my compositional choices.
To make this fun and interactive, there will be two polls for each month: the first one to decide which fandom weβre tormentingβI mean, exploringβand the second to decide which character(s) will get the honor of starring in the full NSFW piece. That way, the people have spoken, I get to panic responsibly, and everyone is slightly complicit in my eventual artistic demise. Tumblr will get the cute, cropped previews because boundaries are sexy, while Patreon will get the full version with all the extra sketches, bonus bad decisions, and approximately three times more chaos than is reasonable for one artist to be held accountable for.
The series itself will have a working title for now: βHands-On Studies: Canon-Adjacent Misconductβ, because itβs descriptive, slightly horrifying, and also wink-wink. Each month, the subtitle will change depending on the fandom, the characters, or how guilty I feel at the moment, so you can expect things like βHands-On Studies: The Fade Is Very Persuasiveβ or βHands-On Studies: Cullen Didnβt Sign Up for This,β or, if I really lose my mind, βHands-On Studies: No God, No Guillotine, Still Drawing.β
Anyway, I am fully aware that I am probably overthinking this while simultaneously very proud of myself, so welcome to 2026, where I will be posting horny art responsibly, panicking slightly, and pretending this is all entirely normal. If I lose my head over it, at least it will be done in style.
ANYWAY- Here is the first poll!! We get to pick the fandom beasties!
Okay. First of all. Apologies for the sudden disappearance. Turns out my very glamorous November/ December βfood poisoning + stressβ arc was actually cadmium poisoning, brought to you by some truly fuckass chocolates. Love that for me. I am alive, I am on meds, and my body has decided to stop trying to speedrun its own demise.
Life did what life does, I was not as active as I wanted to be, I missed the Rolan week (I am still grieving), I did not make a Mimicmas ending post/not as many pieces, and December generally chose violence. But! I am back, slightly more metallic-free (metal in both my playlists AND body), and ready to make terrible artistic decisions again!
Now. The important part!!!
You voted. Loudly. Passionately. With your whole chest.
Which means BG3 wins by a hair, a fingernail, a single illithid wrinkle. Democracy has spoken. I obey reluctantly but enthusiastically.
SO. It is time for Round Two: Pick Your Victim.
New poll: Who gets the first piece?
Abdirak (Yes, that Abdirak. You know why youβre here.)
Zevlor (Tired. Stressed. One bad day away from something unholy.)
Mizora (You know why.)
This is me, once again, being the worst saleswoman imaginable and asking you to actively participate in my downfall. Choose wisely. Or donβt. I clearly never do.
Thank you for your patience, your votes, and for not asking too many follow-up questions about the cadmium situation. The art queue is waking up. The blorbos are unsafe again. And I promise to disappear next time for something way cooler, like being possessed by the Fade.
Poll below. You know what to do!!!π
Which character would you like to see for the NSFW Patreon piece (BG3 Edition) this month?
