How dare you not immediately listen to our comedic genius!! /s
In the time since that episode was recorded, I have learned that they moved the generation line back to encompass me in the millenial generation again HOWEVER you are still a gen z infant so that sucks for you lol
[ Image description: Ask from me which reads “Okay not to be that procrastinating asshole but I’m finally listening to SEQ because I need entertainment while I sew patches onto stuff and I’M PEEVED THAT YOU’RE GEN Z????? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE, THEN THAT MEANS I AM???? ????? ??? FUCK OFF??????????????????????????” /end ]
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm displeasing. Utterly despicable. Absolutely unforgivable. Callout post for tumblr user butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway: Is ageist and would probably put mango on toast if only they could eat toast.
Mango toast would be disgusting and also look whose being ableist! Celiac’s is a serious condition and how dare you mock me!
To think I once trusted you to bring me delicious delicious gluten free orange muffins.
Hey, you can’t call me ableist if I’m an infant! There’s a horrific imbalance of power here. You know who’s really ableist? The one who said that bisexuals should dual wield weapons. Have you ever seen an ergonomic war hammer? I think not. On the other hand, everyone has to eat, so I propose that the inclusive emblem of bisexuality should be breaded mozzarella sticks.
You’ve won this battle, infant, but we’ll see who truly wins the war
if a marginalized group tells you that a word or phrase is harmful/toxic towards them and they wish you’d stop using it, it’s not an opportunity for you to flex your fucking debate skills
Aries- Idk, I thought this would be a little more interesting. Now that you’re tied up, I’m a little bit bored. I’m going out.
Taurus- That was way harder than I thought it would be. Just stay her a sec,heh. I gotta go get an energy drink.
Gemini- *slaps you* WHERE WERE YOU ON THE NIGHT OF JUNE 2? KiDding, you were at my birthday party, duuh.
Cancer- I could have offered you the easy way, but nobody ever choose that so I just assumed….aaaaaaand now we’re here!
Leo- HA HA HA I DID IT! NOW YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY ENTIRE PLAN WHICH I WILL TELL YOU FOR NO LOGICAL REASON BUT TO GLOAT!
Virgo- I’m going to jail. Am I ready for jail? Is anyone really ready for jail? Did you see my face yet??
Libra- I don’t know if I used the right kind of rope. I wish they had review to help you make these kinds of everyday decisions. I could go buy more, I suppose. You promise not to leave?
Scorpio- Oh…you’re not…I’m sorry…I thought you were someone else. Fuck.
Sagittarius- You’re tied the fuck up, motherfucker!
Capricorn- I’m almost insulted that you didn’t see this coming. Then again, I guess that’s why you’re tied up and I’m not.
Aquarius- Mind helping me set up some IKEA furniture?
Pisces- Now that I have you…want some tea? How many sugars do you take?
Columbia University is being investigated for potential violations of Title IX, the federal law that requires schools to adequately respond to cases of sexual assault on campus, officials from the U.S. Department of Education confirmed this week.
Last May, when the U.S. Department of Education’s Office for Civil Rights (OCR) first publicly released the names of the colleges and universities under Title IX review, there were 55 schools on the list. But that number has been rising ever since. This week, the addition of Columbia brings the count up to 95 schools in total.
UNIVERSITY OF ALASKA SYSTEM OF HIGHER EDUCATION ARIZONA STATE UNIVERSITY BUTTE-GLENN COMMUNITY COLLEGE DISTRICT CALIFORNIA INSTITUTE OF THE ARTS OCCIDENTAL COLLEGE SAN JOSE-EVERGREEN COMMUNITY COLLEGE DISTRICT UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA-BERKELEY UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA-LOS ANGELES UNIVERSITY OF SAN DIEGO UNIVERSITY OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA COLORADO STATE UNIVERSITY REGIS UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO AT BOULDER UNIVERSITY OF COLORADO AT DENVER UNIVERSITY OF DENVER UNIVERSITY OF CONNECTICUT CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY OF AMERICA UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA EMORY UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII AT MANOA DRAKE UNIVERSITY IOWA STATE UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF IDAHO KNOX COLLEGE UNIVERSITY OF CHICAGO INDIANA UNIVERSITY-BLOOMINGTON VALPARAISO UNIVERSITY VINCENNES UNIVERSITY KANSAS STATE UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF KANSAS WASHBURN UNIVERSITY AMHERST COLLEGE BERKLEE COLLEGE OF MUSIC BOSTON UNIVERSITY BRANDEIS UNIVERSITY EMERSON COLLEGE HAMPSHIRE COLLEGE HARVARD COLLEGE NORTHEASTERN UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS-AMHERST UNIVERSITY OF MASSACHUSETTS-DARTMOUTH FROSTBURG STATE UNIVERSITY JOHNS HOPKINS UNIVERSITY MORGAN STATE UNIVERSITY GRAND VALLEY STATE UNIVERSITY MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN-ANN ARBOR MISSOURI UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCE AND TECHNOLOGY GUILFORD COLLEGE UNIVERSITY OF NORTH CAROLINA AT CHAPEL HILL MINOT STATE UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF NEBRASKA-LINCOLIN DARTMOUTH COLLEGE BARNARD COLLEGE CANISIUS COLLEGE CUNY HUNTER COLLEGE ELMIRA COLLEGE HAMILTON COLLEGE HOBART AND WILLIAM SMITH COLLEGES PACE UNIVERSITY - NEW YORK SAINT THOMAS AQUINAS COLLEGE SARAH LAWRENCE COLLEGE SUNY AT STONY BROOK SUNY COLLEGE AT PURCHASE DENISON UNIVERSITY THE UNIVERSITY OF AKRON WITTENBERG UNIVERSITY OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY ALLEGHENY COLLEGE CARNEGIE MELLON UNIVERSITY ELIZABETHTOWN COLLEGE FRANKLIN AND MARSHALL COLLEGE PENNSYLVANIA STATE UNIVERSITY SWARTHMORE COLLEGE TEMPLE UNIVERSITY BROWN UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE VANDERBILT UNIVERSITY CISCO JUNIOR COLLEGE THE UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS-PAN AMERICAN COLLEGE OF WILLIAM AND MARY JAMES MADISON UNIVERSITY UNIVERSITY OF RICHMOND UNIVERSITY OF VIRGINIA VIRGINIA MILITARY INSTITUTE MARLBORO COLLEGE WASHINGTON STATE UNIVERSITY WHITMAN COLLEGE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-WHITEWATER BETHANY COLLEGE DAVIS AND ELKINS COLLEGE WEST VIRGINIA SCHOOL OF OSTEOPATHIC MEDICINE
My school is so bad that it got into a DOCUMENTARY about college rape.
