WELL FUCK YOU, PEASANT.
(Source: miseriathome)
I wonder how long we have now until the dolphins leave.
#so long and thanks for all the fish #so sad that it has come to this #if you don’t get this we can’t be friends
This is the best one yet.
You know what I really want to happen?
Everyone who was born before the end of 2012 should all pretend the apocalypse actually happened in December. Like we should all have our war stories and pretend to be veterans and tell our kids and grand kids stories about when we defeated the zombies. And we should write about it in history textbooks and say that people who deny that it ever happened just had their minds wiped by the aliens.
Oops I am nightblogging at 8:30.
Yes.
(via golden-nowhere)
You guys.
YOU GUYS.
This was taken by the Hubble Space Telescope.
Basically? Oh, SHIT.
FIXED POINT IN TIME OLYMPICS WE KNEW THIS WAS COMING
THIS IS HOW THE APOCALYPSE WILL HAPPEN. A CRACK IN TIME OPENS AND EVERYTHING JUST FALLS IN. ALL THE STARS IN THE SKY GO OUT. INCLUDING US.
BRI, I THINK YOU NEED TO SEE THIS.
An empty bottle of white tea….. and an empty bottle of white tea.
Let’s do this.
You too? I’ve got a bottle and a bottle cap.
