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clowns-ofthesame-circus:

what happened to the gävle goat the year you were born?

Fire

Destroyed/Broken

Combination of Destruction Methods

Didn’t Survive (other)

Survived with Damage

Survived

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(via my-psychological-tower)

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That poor little guy was…

yeet

yeeted

yit

yate

yotted

yote

yoot

yitten like a kitten

beyotted

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Tags: tumblr polls yeet
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beaubunny:

mumblesplash:

mumblesplash:

most fuckable tetris piece

I

O

T

J

L

S

Z

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Explain yourself.

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some people might not have seen all of them yet

post by user penny-anna reading; one of my fav tumblr phenomena is when there's a poll where all the answers are just patently absurd and yet somehow there's a clear winner. it'll be like 'which of the world's oceans is the most fuckable' and i'll be like hmm well i'm not an oceanfucker so i don't really have an opinion on this but if i had to choose then i guess the pacific and then i vote and like 60% of people voted for the pacific and its like ok whats going on thereALT

(via robynhill)

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Would you bring your clone to life if you knew they would be cis?

Yes, I think it would be cool/interesting to have a cis counterpart in the world

Yes, because I respect their right to self-determine their own identity

No, that would be horrifying/delegitimizing to me

No, I would not bring a clone into this world either way

I’m cis / see results / nuance answer

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apolladay:

choose a love language

attack dog-ism

dying over and over again for them in the time loop

letting them use you like it’s all you’re good for

acts of sabotage, to keep them close to you no matter what

imitation: becoming (and maybe even replacing) them

intimate stabbing

obediently letting them wrap their hands around your neck

trying to kill them, because you have no idea what to do with Feelings

“run away with me. please.”

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mycroftrh:

Do you like:

Piña Coladas

Getting caught in the rain

Making love at midnight (in the dunes of the cape)

The feel of the ocean

The taste of champagne

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magik-knives:

choose

the unstoppable force

the immovable object

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and reblog after voting thanx

(via vassraptor)

Tags: polls