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i hate phone call and i hate online i spent 3 days unsuccessfully trying to set up a physical therapy appointment, gave up and just drove to the nearest sports medicine facility and was immediately given an appointment by an extremely helpful desk lady who also made sure they took my insurance and fixed several errors in my file in the space of about five minutes
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#mumblingjust found out i’m my physical therapist’s first patient so i’m trying to ramp up the Topsy Bullshit factor more slowly than usual
see usually when i’m a little hater about a show that isn’t my thing i’m doing so from a place of near comical ignorance of the actual material. however due to recent events i found myself in possession of about 20 oxycontins and instructions to take them every 4-6 hours while sitting on my ass for days on end, which allowed me to get a full season and a half into the apothecary diaries before i ran out of prescription narcotics and realized all at once that i was having an absolutely horrible time and had been since episode one. the problem is i now cannot even speak about that show without devolving into “and ANOTHER THING i can’t stand—“ type diatribes that make it very obvious i watched quite a lot of it, and basically
Anonymous asked:
tua and james acaster is not a crossover i knew that i needed but now...........oh my god
number5theboy answered:
just because this ask gave me the opportunity……….I hope you enjoy this, Anon
Luther
Diego
Allison
Klaus
Five
Ben
Vanya
+ bonus: The Handler, Lila, half the siblings at any given time, also probably Bicycle Girl and the universe in general:
just hear me out
Being-A-Creative-On-Tumblr-Culture is going through all of the 24 reblogs on your post with 357 notes just to get just enough serotonin to get through your day by reading what the five god sent people who left tags wrote
i’ll go first: coffee shop aus
i know, i know they’re popular, i know they’re often masterclasses in characterization and storytelling. i understand this is a personal issue.
but seriously, i’ve tried reading them for multiple fandoms and every time it feels like that first bite of a burrito where it’s all tortilla and you’re waiting for the filling but then the whole thing turns out to be tortilla. why is nothing happening. why are they in a coffee shop. why am i reading about a coffee shop i already know what those are like where did all the magic go why did you send the story back into the reality from which i was trying to escape what happened to make you so cruel aaaaaaaaaa
anyway i’m curious what tropes bother other people! (also happy to argue about the coffee shops but i will warn you the stakes are low, i am irrational, and i will approach that argument with roughly the amount of good faith ben shapiro brings to unmediated debates with college freshmen)
i hate phone call and i hate online i spent 3 days unsuccessfully trying to set up a physical therapy appointment, gave up and just drove to the nearest sports medicine facility and was immediately given an appointment by an extremely helpful desk lady who also made sure they took my insurance and fixed several errors in my file in the space of about five minutes
see also: sorry mr pharmacy employee but i will absolutely never ‘call ahead’ for med refills no matter what you say because the time it takes to navigate your stupid ass answering machine maze is longer than the wait if i show up in person and ask for a script you haven’t filled yet
what even is the idea with dnd as a wide scale storytelling medium. hello The Internet we’ve created characters with incredibly specific attributes and skills that are very important. we will now go out of our way to leave the ultimate impact of all these character traits up to chance at critical moments of the story. yes all of them. if anything even remotely important is about to happen you best believe we’ll be whipping out The Randomizer so as to prevent any intentional narratives from getting in there
dice rolls in a private game with friends: adds excitement to combat, lets you ‘use’ your character’s weighted stats in a tangible way, keeps everything structured enough to smooth over minor disagreements between players
dice rolls in a highly produced, professional podcast format: ok so like 80% of the outcome of that major plot point was provably meaningless
though it is far from my biggest issue atm i fear i am going to be chasing the dragon ‘the way food tasted right after i woke up from emergency surgery’ for weeks
on call nurse who just started her shift: have you been experiencing any nausea, stomach pain, loss of appetite?
me who in the past hour alone just inhaled my hospital lunch plus two additional vending machine meals and has wheedled snacks out of every staff member i’ve seen: if i say yes will you bring me more graham crackers and juice
there are bones in the ankle not yet known by science and those among us who are truly free are moving these bones in new directions
they put all these metal screws in my foot bc i was getting too close to the Truth
