my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
OP the tags!!
When I'm on the toilet I enjoy engaging in correspondence
shitballs - just fell down the stairs
ugh life sucks right now so I gotta read about 2 guys touching each other inappropriately
how to open a bag of rice correctly
Art by Tobias M. Eckrich.
The Shire in winter.
may you attract someone who treats you like they’ve been waiting their whole life to find you
this is genuinely breathtaking lmao
I grew up reading Calvin & Hobbes, and one of my favorite running jokes was the snowmen that Calvin would build.
what r some of the best heated rivalry fics you’ve read i have become desperate for recs lol (yes i am up to date on frequently secretly fond of each other and obsessed with it lol)
oohhhhh well first of all thank u for the fic love!!! and second of all what a good question, i am a whore for good writing and these are the ones that come to mind first!!
anyone who’s reading the authors notes in frequently secretly fond of each other already knows that this fic blew my mind lmao. post-s1 fic that i kinda wish the show would base season 2 on lmao
short but very powerful and well written, set during sochi olympics if they hooked up there, with ilya childhood lore that i Loved
ilya gets a bad injury and recuperates at shane’s place. the writing in this fic really entranced me
set over their time at the cottage, them learning to fit into each other’s spaces, really lovely character voices
shane is outed while ilya is away in russia after his dad dies. there was a scene early on in this fic that has stuck with me soooo much ever since i read it. even tho how shane is treated through a lot of this is painful ;-;
this is more smut-forward than most of what i read but it was SO well written with a lot of fascinating character work, and did an amazing job of playing out something (shane in lingerie) without falling onto any infantilising/problematically feminising of shane, which is a thing i hate lmao
a great take on hayden finding out by walking in on shane and ilya at the cottage!
ilya unexpectedly ends up spending the christmas break with shane. this one is just so well written
okay those are all the ones i’m thinking of for now but i hope you enjoy!!
Making a note to myself to read these.
i like when you meet a couple that's a fun bisexual and her nerdy boyfriend and then you check in a few years later and now they're a fun bisexual and her nerdy wife. hit with the transgenderism beam yet largely unaffected in the romance department. really living the dream.
We gotta stop treating all viewpoints as equal because some of us aren’t even interacting with the same reality at this point
#BelieveWomen
whenever I go to the restroom and can’t piss immediately I get so mad because all I can think about is that weird sexist John Updike passage where he’s like “the pee got lost inside her mysterious Woman Body”
How many of these have you read?
Ilya: I’m worthless. I’m worthless and unlovable. My father was right about me. I’m nothing to no one. I can’t have this. I— what are you doing
Shane, so horny he can’t see straight: cjan I ttouch. Can itouch. Your. Ycan I. Please.
