A cool way to play D&D, or maybe a standalone RPG. (Please DM if you plan on using this for commercial or social media purposes)

Concept:

Assemble an army of followers from across fantasy and folklore.

Categories:

Three different categories must be filled: The Inner Circle, the Agents of Darkness, and the Legions of Terror. These categories and their rules are explained below.

Inner Circle

The Inner Circle is composed of your strongest and most trusted minions. 

• You may only have 7 minions in your Inner Circle
• These minions must be intelligent, capable of communication, and must possess the ability to think rationally.
• Things like Balrogs, Wendigos, or other creatures that are beings of rage, hunger, and violence are not allowed, as they would kill you instantly.
• All 7 minions must be able to fit in one room (30x30ft floor, 10ft in height) at the same time

Agents of Darkness

Your Agents of Darkness fill many roles, from the generals of your armies to leaders of 

your cults. They are powerful servants, though not as mighty as your Inner Circle.

• You may only have 12 Agents of Darkness
• Your Agents must be intelligent, capable of communication, and must possess the ability to think rationally.
• You must assign 7 Agents to lead your Legions of Terror, 2 to manage production of weapons and armor, and 1 to lead the cult that worships you as their god. You must always have 2 inactive Agents to perform any tasks that may pop up.
• You may only have 1 agent that is a powerful beast (like a Dragon or Kraken)

Legions of Terror

Your Legions of Terror are your armies. They are massive hordes of creatures that

fight for you.

• You may only have 7 Legions of Terror, each with a maximum of 10,000 troops
• The soldiers in your Legions must be able to follow orders. However, they do not need to possess the ability to communicate or think rationally.
• You must always have 1 Legion guarding your Fortress.

Your Fortress

Your Dark Fortress is your base of operations, and the center of your power. Your Fortress must have a throne room. If your throne is destroyed, your armies have lost and your power is no more. 

had a dream that I was a house salesman that sold people houses that were so obviously haunted but I had to pull some bullshit like “No, see, when the light reflects off of the refrigerator at the right angle, it kinda looks like the ghost of your great grandmother beckoning to you from the beyond. But did I mention the view from the breakfast nook? Stunning!”

I made a silly.

I want a friend that also doubles as my arch nemesis. Anybody will do just fine, but we gotta set some ground rules first.

Both of us give the other written permission to enter the other’s home uninvited at any time. This includes picking locks. Damaging the home to enter is not allowed.

We are allowed to mildly sabotage each other’s lives. this only covers causing minor inconveniences like hiding every left shoe, stealing commonly used household items, and causing minor damage to replaceable property costing not more than $50. The sabotage cannot include messing with the other’s family or significant other.

We are permitted to fight each other with fists, airsoft guns (if both of us are aware that one or the other will be using an airsoft gun so glasses can be worn), polypropylene training swords, and similar weapons. Lasting damage cannot be caused, and the fight must end when one of us says “I yield.”

Any takers?

Got my camera back from those bitch-ass gnomes. I’ll post totem pics tomorrow. Right now, I gotta win a soup war.

Tradition says that every goblin must build a personal totem, so I need to start before the Elders beat me with the Big Stick.

For once, I haven’t found a single skull in my bog to put on it. So far, it’s just covered in random bones and trinkets from my Heap.

I’ll post pictures of the totem once I find the gnome that stole my camera. Maybe I’ll share pics of the Heap too, if anyone cares enough about it.