Welcome to a big Hermitcraft (plus Jimmy and Martyn) event! All of the hermits (and Jimmy and Martyn) will be taking place in a hermit-specific activity (but Jimmy and Martyn will be there). Hope you enjoy this Hermitcraft event with all of the hermits on Hermitcraft (don’t forget Jimmy and Martyn)
Subtle foreshadowing
Pearl"im not gonna crash out"escentmoon did, in fact, crash out
Fun fact: Gem found this post funny and shared it with Pearl and then sent it in Impulse's chat
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minecraft monsters are so fucking funny weve got
- zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons
- skeletons. inexplicable they carry bows.
- spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)
- walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats
- three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport
- really sad ghost
- zombies 2: underwater edition
- spiders again but now they poison you
- fish that kills you with a mind beam
I think this might be one of my favourite Skizz quotes ever lmao
CARGO DOESNT TALK
(From Impulse’s Impossible Minecraft Stream)
Where are the Bad Boys today?
Grian and Timmy: hostage negotiation
Joel: roleplaying Narcissus
