Babies are socially accepted parasites.

When u read Ayn Rand 1 time

They’re not a parasite, they’re a potential investment

When you read Ayn Rand a dozen times

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

legitimately worldview altering realisation and i'm not even employed right now

i like nice people and insane perverts, two categories with a lot more overlap than i was led to believe

A most beautiful interaction I had on Grindr tonight

“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what

Check your cheese again!

Thank you RFK, so glad I live in an era with an omnipresent risk of food safety hazards 🙏

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

Need

the military recruiters in public schools were like “don’t you want to join the military, you dumb, broke sack of shit? you might even get to go to college if you make it through basic training without massive brain damage and PTSD from being assaulted by your colleagues. maybe you’ll change your mind. we’ll just sit here offering free water bottles if you sign up to be harassed by us.”

“wouldn’t you inbred rednecks like to see Korea? wouldn’t that be cool? since you’re never leaving the county you were born in otherwise”

I’m partially convinced the military picks its most annoying employees to go be recruiters at high schools so they don’t have to deal with them.

American HS student: Man, I'd kill to go to college....

Recruiters: ✨️👀👀👀✨️

We gotta come together

this is how spending a really fun day with your friends feels like

they said this to helly r

how it all feels lately