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The blog of a weirdo author and perpetual pissant. He/They, 294 years old, ambiguously gay villain. Call me Kai. I dual wield sci fi and fantasy, but sci fi is my offhand weapon, with my charisma modifier stacked on top.

I have brought shame upon my house.

#gingerbread house #christmas

#twitter #Christmas #scrooge #a christmas carol

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#twitter #santa claus #christmas

#TikTok #random #rudolph the red nosed reindeer #Christmas

#twitter #Christmas #santa claus

#twitter #funny #slavic #christmas

#tiktok #Jesus #manipulation #easter #Christmas

I just tried to wrap Christmas presents while drunk and it was a mistake

I have cut some things that are not paper.

I'll do this in the morning.

my boss is literally working every day this week, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day, and he asked me if I was too.

and I was like... um, no.

and he goes that's a shame. I'm coming in cuz I don't have much of a reason not to.

and I'm like ???? you have a wife and 3 children????

#twitter #christmas

#twitter #christmas

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Alright I'm sorry, I have to re-do my Christmas movie poll.

I didn't mean to put elf twice and it's tainting the results. so let's do this again, gay people.

#christmas #polls #movies

Merry Christmas to all who imbibe.

none of my whorish friends want to hang out on Christmas Eve?????

ok fine then I'll just write porn like I was going to do anyway.

bunch of losers : ///

Merry Christmas to you bastards too.

#christmas #christmas eve #ao3 #im kidding of course #im writing porn and also hanging out with my family

#twitter #michael buble #christmas #happy holidays #halloween

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