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@animentality / animentality.tumblr.com

The blog of a weirdo author and perpetual pissant. He/They, 294 years old, ambiguously gay villain. Call me Kai. I dual wield sci fi and fantasy, but sci fi is my offhand weapon, with my charisma modifier stacked on top.
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kingprochan-deactivated20210515

That moment when you’re reading a reaaaalllyy good fic and the plot is amazing and the characters are wonderfully in character and it’s just perfectly written and it seems like it’s going in the direction you want and the smut scene pulls around and you think “this is gonna be great” but then the wrong character tops and you feel like you’ve just wasted your time and you just slowly exit out of the tab while frowning and whisper a soft “no” under your breath but the feeling of utter betrayal doesn’t go away and the rest of the day is ruined cause you spent an hour reading this fic that ended up slapping you in the face with a big “nope” 

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suzuuri

So basically you’re saying that it doesn’t matter how well written a fic is, you only care about the sex. 

aaand this is why aces and other people get put off writing fics when they don’t want to write smut. 

Oh lighten up

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fallingforkonoha

Saying the “wrong character” tops is implying that homosexual relationships are not balanced, and, news flash, MOST ARE. People switch roles, it’s not one or the other, just like with hereto sex the girl can sometimes top, same with homosexual sex, there is no such thing as “wrong character tops” because IT DOESN’T WORK LIKE THAT. People can have preferences on who wants to be in charge, but in reality it can go either way

This isn't about reality tho is it?

People also don't have sex in clothing stories or the backs of trucks or washing machines.

Let people have their fun. We know this isn't how real relationships work but that's the fun of it.

Anonymous asked:

aren't Levi and Mikasa related though? Like Levi is her uncle or cousin? So... it wouldn't really work out, seeing as Isayama might not be as enthusiastic with incest.

Uncle Levi, oh my god, that would be hilarious… 

like Uncle Levi’s Cabin, home of the if-you-don’t-wipe-your-feet-i-will-shove-this-sword-so-far-up-your-ass midget. 

Friend: OMG you're writing a story? I'm writing a story
Me: cool
Friend:
Friend: don't you wanna hear-
Me: nah
Friend:
Friend: I've written over ten pages
Me: cool
Friend: what about-
Me: over 150
Friend: oh
Friend: I bet yours is rushed, huh?
Me: been working on it for a year now
Friend: well I bet it'll get published one day
Me: it will
Friend: good...luck with that
Me: don't need luck
Me: but thanks
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:

2nd amendment: you have the right to shoot and be shot

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eren-jaeger-is-fucking-awesome

Actually no. It’s actually to arm the citizens so they can kill government agents like politicians. So yes, the Ferguson protesters by all means of the Second Amendment, have the right to shoot back at the police. Read up and educate yourself.

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bladder-face-chan

How about no-one shoots anyone? Surely that’s the best situation?

Oh my god I was fucking kidding

Did you not read "or be shot" I thought that made it pretty obvious I thought it was ridiculous

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