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The blog of a weirdo author and perpetual pissant. He/They, 294 years old, ambiguously gay villain. Call me Kai. I dual wield sci fi and fantasy, but sci fi is my offhand weapon, with my charisma modifier stacked on top.

software engineers will sometimes imply MY job could be replaced with AI and it's like yeah I suppose but good fucking luck training a computer to translate the absolute bullshit you spew on a regular basis into regular human terms that the common user can understand.

if my job is being replaced by AI, then newsflash, all of y'all's jobs are being replaced too, because it means a human is no longer using any software or hardware to complete tasks, and we're at the mercy of our AI overlords, but maybe that's not so bad.

Anonymous asked:

terfs: shaving is patriarchal nonsense and should be banned, all women should exist in their naturally occurring state as any act of femininity is male-centred, only pedophiles think hairlessness is attractive

you: terfs are scared of body hair :) i am very smart :)

Terfs literally attack cis women for having broad noses and big chins and unibrows and hairy hands and basically not conforming to their own usually white ideal of womanhood.

Your kind literally are high school mean girls that run around deciding who's not feminine enough to be accepted as one of their own.

But go ahead and pretend your movement is progressive.

You'll find your idea of a woman is shockingly close to the neo Nazis' idea of a woman.

so...real talk, I was thinking about doing the whole protest thing today, but for some reason I highly doubted it’d really be that effective, and at this point, since everyone’s @ staff ing and whining on every other social media site, I think they’ve already got the message.

and ALSO, my time schedule is MEGA fucked up, and at about 4 am today, I absentmindedly responded to an anonymous ask and fucked it up because I totally forgot that 4 am counts as December 17th, so...whoops?

So. 

yeah. 

I fucked up the protest thing by accident, and then I fucked it up by saying ah whatever. 

Buuuut, you guys who’re on tumblr right now and did not participate in the logout protest...shhhhh.

don’t tell them I was here when they get back.

don’t tell them. 

Steven puking up Pink Diamond’s hair now haunts me forever, thank you, Crewniverse.

Can’t wait.

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Oh wow. I thought it was Rose’s hair, but still.

i call her pink diamond cuz people hop on my dick every time i call a character by their previous name’s, but yes, i meant rose. 

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I can’t believe people used to tell me that Harry Potter was bad because Harry was an annoying protagonist.

Harry was an abused child who, upon finding the magical world, is delighted and relieved to find a world he could call home.

Meanwhile Artemis Fowl is an entitled genius rich kid whose first natural instinct upon finding the magical world is to kidnap its members and steal their shit.

I never got passed the first book, cuz I could not relate to this white boy fantasy at all, but someone tell me, does this fucking kid ever learn a lesson or become a better person?

Or is the point of the series that rich genius kids are just, better than the rest of us, and they get whatever they want through whacky rich privilege enabled hijinks?

Like a kid Batman?

ooh I've gotten some salty anons and replies to this post.

do y'all ever get tired of defending entitled white boys or is it, like, a fun hobby?

I would think it takes a lot out of you, but you know what, that's probably just me.

Lmao angry gamer nerds on Tumblr whine that all the sjw special snowflakes are #triggered by a new overwatch character being an uninspired and boring ass looking female widow look alike.

Yet they dislike every Diablo Immortal trailer that gets uploaded, have spammed every gaming subreddit with hate towards blizzard, and are actively complaining about the same company they defend when it comes to overwatch.

I'm not saying that they shouldn't be mad about Diablo, or mobile games and microtransactions or anything.

I just find it funny that women are "triggered" and "too sensitive" for making memes and jokes about the blizzard creators and their robot fucking fetish or their dedication to the same female body type but men are just acting naturally when they spaz out over a mobile game that they don't even have to buy.

No one, so far, has sent Jeff Kaplan death threats or ddosed him for adding another white female character.

In fact I'd bet more triggered salty white dudes with nothing to do are more likely to go nuts and send death threats over this Diablo thing than irritated 17 year old girls on Tumblr who made a fast comic in MS paint and posted it to overwatch.

So TL;DR- be upset about Diablo you have a good reason for it, but hold your cis white male rage in for a few seconds before you explode all over people of color who criticize blizzards character design choices.

You don't have to buy Diablo (I actually don't know if it's free or...IDC). Your life will go on.

And the people of Tumblr, female or not, "sjw" or not, are just as crazy as you.

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