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The blog of a weirdo author and perpetual pissant. He/They, 294 years old, ambiguously gay villain. Call me Kai. I dual wield sci fi and fantasy, but sci fi is my offhand weapon, with my charisma modifier stacked on top.

I'm not over the fact that the Cocaine Bear was female.

All. Along.

AND.

Spoilers...

Cocaine Bear did NOT die, she got away with murdering like half a dozen people, AND she had two little cubs that she got to live happily ever after with.

After doing a monstrous amount of cocaine.

That's a fucking win for feminism and women everywhere.

This is what a real girlboss slay queen looks like:

Ok just to make sure, I'm not the only one who thinks the predators from the hot movie franchise predator dress like strippers, right?

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