I love my friends and all, but I would never move to fucking Florida for them.
Like no.
I'm sorry.
Ron Deathsantis is a fucking psychopath, it's hot and gross, and I hate sand.
Nope.
I also hate the ocean. I hate how ugly America is because of strip malls and driving/parkway culture, but it's even worse when you have palm trees instead of pine trees and deciduous trees. I'm from a state that's basically a forest, and I refuse to move to a desert.
And most states south of the Mason Dixon line.
It says less about my love for my friends, and more about my burning hatred for Florida.
Sorry if you live in Florida...no really, I'm sorry. That you live in Florida. My condolences.