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18+ CONTAINS NSFW (usually tagged
as such) Male Tealblood Rainbow drinker Mindfang.
CURRENT EVENT:
M!A: Cat 1 week
Perma M!A: ability to become a snake at will Mun has written an introductory guide to keeping bearded dragons as pets. j-bonner-books.com

Eastern Water Skink (Eulamprus quoyii)

Native to Australia these lizards are a fairly common sight along the east coast of Australia particularly in moist areas like gardens and near creeks and ponds.

It’s also known as the Golden Water Skink.

They are recognisable by their size and pale yellow-cream colored stripes that progress to speckling.

These lizards are opportunistic feeders and will feed on a diet that consists primarily of insects such as water beetles and aquatic insects, snails, spiders, tadpoles and smaller fish but they will also include occasional vegetation in their diet.

They average about 28cm in length with an average body length (minus the tail length) of around 11.5cm.

The mating season for this species occurs in spring with the females giving live birth to anywhere from 2 to 9 offspring during the summer. They are an example of one of the few reptile species that gives live birth as opposed to laying eggs.

The main threats to this species is habitat destruction, environmental pollution and predation by animals such as birds, larger lizards, snakes and domestic cats.

Like many other skink species they can drop their tails when threatened to provide a distraction and enable them to flee and this tail will regrow in time. The tail however is one of the main fat stores for these lizards and so dropping the tail does unfortunately put them at nutritional disadvantage through the loss of that fat store particularly if the tail is dropped close to the colder months of the year or during periods of food scarcity where the lizard would otherwise rely on that stored fat.

It’s not always easy to get a good photo or footage of this species as they tend to be one of the more cautious and skittish skink species.

((The angelfish arrived today and it’s looking good so far. It’s arrived alive and healthy which I was worried about when I saw the seller sent it with StarTrack as they have a bad reputation for being an unreliable package carrier with poor handling.

Things are looking good so far. My male angelfish has seen the new one and come over to the bag and he definitely seems to be feeling a lot better just from seeing this one that resembles his deceased partner))

Narcissus taking a selfie is the ACTUAL best.

These are REALLY cool

These are art in themselves, in a some of them point out what lockdown was like for us, they’re expressed themselves in a really cool way. But I think these are going to be talked about in the future.

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Describe your ideal date

“Well the real challenge would be getting this decrepit old prude to actually go out at any sort of fun hour. I mean seriously…she’s in 8ed well 8efore the moons have even started to properly set and like yeah she’s ancient and pro8a8ly needs her nanna naps to keep up with my 8oundless youthful vigour 8ut come ON!

I wanna do something that’ll piss her off SO 8AD she wants to sta8 me. Something that’ll fry her ye olde pan.

We’ll go to a 8urlesque show to scandalise her with all that risqué 8are skin. And then I think I’ll tell her I’m taking her for a scenic drive that’s really just letting her watch me steal a car and take it joyriding through the desert on the outskirts of the city. After all any vehicle that doesn’t 8elong to you is an all terrain vehicle.”

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GC: h4lf of th4t 1s 4cc3pt4bl3. 1 h4v3 b33n to 4n 1ll3g4l burl3squ3 show b3for3. 1 4m not 4 prud3. 1t 1s just not wh4t w4s 4cc3pt4bl3 th3n... unl3ss th3 3mpr3ss w4nt3d 1t. only sh3 w4s 4llow3d to 1ndulg3.

GC: h4v1ng to r41d on3, 1 h4v3 b33n 3xpos3d to 4 show.

GC: th4t s41d, 1 w1ll stop you from st34l1ng... wh4t3v3r th4t 1s.

AG: Wow that’s just sad you didn’t get to enjoy any of that. We’re going to fix that.

AG: Also LMAO do you really not know what a CAR is? Do you still get around on a hoof8east?

AG: Pick a night and time 8ecause I’m going to show you things you’ve never seen 8efore and May8e if I’m feeling generous I’ll even teach you how to use a soda can~

((Let Apollo out so his tank could cool off for the night and after a bit he ran over to me and just stared at me.

I assumed he wanted up so I picked him up and right away he climbs me and settles in for a cuddle 😍))

((My male angelfish’s partner passed away and he’s so sad he hasn’t been eating :(

I did however find ONE angelfish with the same colour pattern and a similar size so it should arrive tomorrow and hopefully a similar looking companion will help him want to eat again.

These fish when bonded with a partner are so attached to each other that it’s not uncommon for one to starve itself due to grieving after their paired partner passes away.

Just goes to show fish absolutely have emotions and are capable of things like grief.

He has been slowly improving though. First day he soundly even LOOK at the food. Second day he did suck two pieces in but then spat them out. Today he did suck some food in and while he did spit it out again what he spat out was much smaller than what he sucked in so at least he’s kinda eaten today))

TO ANYONE WHO USES DISCORD- FOUR AI SCRAPING BOTS HAVE BEEN SECRETLY ADDED TO YOUR SERVERS WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT

Saw this going around and tested it myself, and I can confirm that this is unfortunately legit. Four hidden bots have been placed in any existing or newly created Discord server that are harvesting data, images, and most concerningly, one seems to be a face swap bot.

Due to them being invisible, banning them from your servers isn't possible without their ID's, which I've typed out for easy access.

1153984868804468756 1288638725869535283 1090660574196674713 1104973139257081909

Banning is done with the /ban command with each string pasted in one at a time. Four ban commands in total.

Image proof below and further information. This was in my PERSONAL server that has existed for +5 years. Discord is harvesting your shit without your consent, fight back.

Hey so in case you're like me and wondered: Can you ban members without them being in the server?

The answer is yes, you absolutely can! It'll look like this - the numbers you paste will be what's "banned"

However my sibling tried this in her servers and found that One of them was NOT a string of numbers, like so:

And for clarity it isn't a difference in user or device, this is what she got elsewhere:

So if you ban these numbers and the message shows the actual username? Pretty sure that means they were in there.

Very unpleasant way to check the veracity of this post but hopefully this is a helpful tip for anyone who was concerned - my sib would have No Reason to add these in herself and didn't have any clue it was in there.

Personally, I'd say even if you are still worried about misinfo/fearmongering/etc from this post, think of it this way - worst case scenario is you're banning a bot you'll never use or need. Not a person, a bot. There's no real damage done playing it safe and running the ban commands through, aside from maybe losing some time doing so.

Best of luck everyone.

FUZZY GUYS WHO NEED BELTS

go try one of these style belts:

As fuzzy dude myself who’s happy trail is more a happy forest I was forever suffering belt buckles snagging and unplanned waxing me but after using this style of belt for daily for the last 2 weeks not ONCE have I suffered a fuzz tangle.

These things are comfortable af, no snagging and they’re quick and easy to buckle and unbuckle while remaining nice and secure.

Also a word of advice: you may see adverts for this style belt on Facebook under the brand Holsta. Don’t buy from them as the pricing is significantly marked up. Search around your local stores or do some searching around various online sellers for the best price.

Here in Australia I got mine from City Beach for $25 and they have it in black or navy blue.

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hello everyone! normally I don't make these kinds of posts but this is important! discord is running a survey about how we would feel about them implementing AI features.

it takes ~5 minutes, PLEASE take the time to fill it out and let Discord know we are strongly opposed to genAI features. they try to pull a little trick on near the end, be sure to pick "I DON'T want AI features" because there's two options worded similarly.

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