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a little carbonation and i'll see you later
“Nice to meet you…” He just stops himself from saying Mike, and instead trails off like an idiot.  There’s a look that crosses Mike’s face then, one that has been living in Jack’s head for the past thirty years, the same one he used to get when Jack stumped him at chess, like he’s realizing he missed something just a second too late. Jack thinks for a moment that maybe, just maybe, Mike recognizes him, but then he holds out a hand and says, “People around here call me Robby.”  Jack lets out a breath.

drag him

[ID: a set of screenshots of Sam Campbell on Big Fat Quiz of Telly on 9 Jan 2026, sitting next to Susan Wokoma. Sam says “I don't trust Al stuff, d’you know what I mean? I saw someone had made a fake article of you recently, a fake AI. Right? Where they made it look like you performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. [cut to Jimmy Carr looking poleaxed and subtitles ‘laughter, applause’, Sam continues] No, I was…I said ‘Our Jimmy wouldn’t do that!’”. Susan smiles and looks to one side. end ID]

I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.

"Could Batman beat Captain America" trite, tedious, bullshit. "Could Deadpool beat Roger Rabbit" now you have my attention.

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you can lie on the floor in your home and the Soft Baby who lives there will approach you. this will increase your chance of contact with Nose Wet by 75%

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

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slander! Did any potentates steal the barley on his watch????

They did not.

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