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obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)

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you're welcome
obligatory reblog of this after I forgot to bookmark them (again)
Notice there hasnt been a wednesday this year
Suspicious.
Six days and still no Wednesday. I think it's safe to conclude that there will be no more Wednesdays ever
anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year itβs been a pleasure and a horror
I don't care if they're the highest grossing movies on planet freakin Earth, you say "Avatar" and everyone and their mom still thinks that bald little bitch and his magic cow. Soggy James can keep his millions, he'll never have the streets.
i've decided that a life of second-guessing and doubt is no life at all, and so rather than putting the burden on myself by interrogating every single thing i encounter for evidence of AI i will instead put the burden on the creator - i will assume anything you produce is human-made and if i later find out you used AI i will instantly murder you
the grinch is fucked up right. he was created specifically as a critique of the commercialization of christmas, but now all his edge has been sanded off. now he's a generic mascot for "hates christmas," which is great to have because the commercialization of christmas has become so overbearing that that's a demographic you can market to! and now he's just part of the Christmas Fold. he's santa's edgier joker counterpart. he has become the very thing he sought to destroy. back in november i checked out a customer with a $1100 order and most of it was grinch merchandise
when your girlmutual is losing her mind on the dash it is your duty to support her! you like that post whether you understand it or not , otherwise the economy will go to ruin
Donβt spend too much time with your family tomorrow we still need you here to post ok?
People love to make fun of Archeologists for how often we say objects were used ritualistically, as if we overuse that designation or just say it when we a don't know what something was used for. But that's only because people don't stop to think how full of ritual all of our lives are.
The meme is actually correct for the most part, hotdogs are ritually consumed during baseball games. Lots of people only even eat hotdogs if they're watching baseball. The expectation for us to eat turkey on thanksgiving is another example of us ritually consuming food. Drinking coffee every morning is another ritual we do. Going to the gym several days a week is a ritual.
"Ritual" doesn't necessarily mean "religious."
Well, that was fun but now it's time to put him back in the freezer

