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This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid

Scihub SUCKS because even if you can’t access papers by their title directly, you can look the paper up through the journal source, grab the DOI number from reference, and input it into scihub anyways to reliably and safely retrieve the paper you were after.

Which is soooo horrible oh nooooo

"What have women contributed to history?" there have been 117 people on this planet

I think there’s slightly more people than that. I might be mistaken though

Bitch thought me wanting to explore her body meant getting freaky 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bitch you getting OPERATED on 🤭🤗☺️🤗🤭

Well, I was going to get a surgery in June, but I’ve suddenly changed my mind for some reason

History teacher: -so they tested the blood found where Hitler died for any thing in the DNA.
History teacher: so what do you think they found?
Boy in class: THAT HITLER HAD A MICRO PENIS?!
History teacher: well.. yeah but not what I'm looking for

What answer was the teacher looking for? I’m a history major and i must know

Things found in Hitler's DNA suggested he had Schizophrenia or BPD, which can help explain why he was

Well

Hitler

He also had intense assholitis

he needed his asshole removed? thats what the itis suffix means for a disease.

I guarantee Satan knew that. and if I don't, im actually surprised I knew something she didn't

So if itis means to get rid of, if i’m not thrilled about someone existing could i say that they have existitis?

ignore that, an anonymous ask told me that i was talking about the suffix "ectomy". "itis" means an inflammation of

Existectomy?

You know, I've seen manuscript abbreviations that looked like text-speak, but hand-drawing emojis to stand in for the word ceann (head) in a passage about Cú Chulainn being beheaded is taking that all to a new level

(The line from another manuscript: "Is ann sin d'éirgedar datha aille iongantacha do cheann Choingculoinn")

Manuscript is RIA 23 H 10, Oidheadh Con Culainn, written in 1808.

BREAKING NEWS HE DID IT AGAIN

"a cheann do bheith ar an ngad" but obviously when talking about heads on sticks we should just draw a ☹️ instead

He just keeps doing it. Every time somebody gets beheaded in this text, the word "ceann" gets replaced with 😐 And a lot of people get beheaded in this text (thanks Conall), so this happens a lot.

"Do bhain an 😐 de" He struck the head from him

When I'm in a gullible competition and my opponents are my DND party (they fully believe everything I say)

I stopped being a DM because i made this one NPC that everyone grew immediately attached to, gave them a full backstory and everything, and then revealed that they were the BBEG actually… I don’t think they want me to DM anymore

History teacher: -so they tested the blood found where Hitler died for any thing in the DNA.
History teacher: so what do you think they found?
Boy in class: THAT HITLER HAD A MICRO PENIS?!
History teacher: well.. yeah but not what I'm looking for

What answer was the teacher looking for? I’m a history major and i must know

Things found in Hitler's DNA suggested he had Schizophrenia or BPD, which can help explain why he was

Well

Hitler

He also had intense assholitis

he needed his asshole removed? thats what the itis suffix means for a disease.

I guarantee Satan knew that. and if I don't, im actually surprised I knew something she didn't

So if itis means to get rid of, if i’m not thrilled about someone existing could i say that they have existitis?

History teacher: -so they tested the blood found where Hitler died for any thing in the DNA.
History teacher: so what do you think they found?
Boy in class: THAT HITLER HAD A MICRO PENIS?!
History teacher: well.. yeah but not what I'm looking for

What answer was the teacher looking for? I’m a history major and i must know

Things found in Hitler's DNA suggested he had Schizophrenia or BPD, which can help explain why he was

Well

Hitler

He also had intense assholitis

History teacher: -so they tested the blood found where Hitler died for any thing in the DNA.
History teacher: so what do you think they found?
Boy in class: THAT HITLER HAD A MICRO PENIS?!
History teacher: well.. yeah but not what I'm looking for

What answer was the teacher looking for? I’m a history major and i must know

I HAVEN’T HAD BEEN INSTRUCTED TO DO OR HELP WITH ANYTHING EVIL FOREVER! AND MOST THE THINGS I DO MYSELF HAVE ME ALMOST LOOSE A LIMB OR SANITY!

Go throw someone into the ocean

That’s how i learnt how to swim. Find a different thing to do

It'll be fine, so long as you tie them up in some sort of strange rope cocoon first

What happened to someone just being thrown into a vat of lava or something? Back in my day, you just threw people into volcanos

That happened to my mother y'know

I HAVEN’T HAD BEEN INSTRUCTED TO DO OR HELP WITH ANYTHING EVIL FOREVER! AND MOST THE THINGS I DO MYSELF HAVE ME ALMOST LOOSE A LIMB OR SANITY!

Go throw someone into the ocean

That’s how i learnt how to swim. Find a different thing to do

It'll be fine, so long as you tie them up in some sort of strange rope cocoon first

What happened to someone just being thrown into a vat of lava or something? Back in my day, you just threw people into volcanos

I HAVEN’T HAD BEEN INSTRUCTED TO DO OR HELP WITH ANYTHING EVIL FOREVER! AND MOST THE THINGS I DO MYSELF HAVE ME ALMOST LOOSE A LIMB OR SANITY!

Go throw someone into the ocean

That’s how i learnt how to swim. Find a different thing to do

My favourite part of 2025 was when i scared satan by staring into their soul by using their handwriting

What do you guys think my alignment is? I really doubt that I’m lawful good

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