lifetime ban from the boba shop for ordering a kiki tea

If I ever have sex instead of saying I’m gonna cum I’m gonna say “I feel like something intriguing is about to happen”

that’s so crazy

This is how my posts look

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

Things to look for in this:

naan before beer you’re in the clear. beer before naan ghengis khan

end of january affirmations

im not doing anything wrong and no one is mad at me

there must be a place for me in this world because here i am

my art doesnt suck

instagram is nothing to me

you watch heated rivalry and you're like well i wish i could see the stakes more but sure it's men's sports and then you read anything at all about elite north american men's hockey in real life and it's like we have invented rituals of social pressure heretofore unseen to destroy young men's bodies and crush their personalities to dust. the worship of violence and conformity at all costs has wrought of this game a hell for generations. tickets available for tuesday

there cannot be this much to say about heated rivalry

I love using my phone in public surely I will not scroll past some strange image

*the second someone walks behind me*

Victorian children making creepypastas be like Benjamin Drownsworthy doth reside within mine copy of hoop and stick

Baseball has gotta be the funniest sport to make kids under 10 play. The rules and gameplay of baseball are so incompatible with small children not a single kid on that field knows what’s happening

If you’ve never watched a children’s T-Ball game It’s like if you showed some aliens ten minutes of baseball and then they tried to recreate it from that memory. They know they’re supposed to hit the ball and run but everything else is kind of a black box.