Reblogged hellofriendhawke
I've read too many fanfics about this, he's really a big fan.
Reblogged aideyn
This is what I want from all those Spider-Man in Gotham fics
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I forget how much of the X-Men movie verse is just
Charles: my old friend, my love, we could have retired to a house by the sea where no one knows us and I would have kissed you in the sunshine and tenderly fed you fresh fruit every day for breakfast had shit not gotten real. Please reconsider your decision to kill us.
Erik: I still dream of that house by the sea and making love to you every night and bringing you your tea made just how you like it every morning, my love, my old friend. I'm gonna kill you now.
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oh sandwich 😕
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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.
Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"
And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"
I mean, look at this nutjob.
The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.
I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.
Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.
Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.
Headcanon: Jimmy is immune to yellow-ring constructs because he doesn't experience fear.
Reblogged ladydisofdurin
misunderstandings incoming…
fanart for Existential Crisis Mode, an absolutely amazing fic written by @luciaintheskyainthi seriously this fic has me waiting on hands and knees for every update it’s so good
Most teenage Parker fics make the older superhero interacting with him into a parental figure which annoys me to no end. Give me weird co-worker vibes. That's their weird friend Peter who drops by to eat all the food in their fridge and pass on info about local villains the way cats deliver dead birds on your door step. He spams them with memes they don't understand. Eveyone else assumes he's their younger brother when they see him loitering around, but if asked directly he insists he's their carer, or theyre his probation officer, or estranged father that walked out on him and they're only just now building a relationship after years of neglect.
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I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like
“who the fuck is that”
“bob”
“why is he here”
“he’s our friend”
another thing I could see: bob finally going sentry and everyone else being like “why the Fuck has he been doing nothing this whole time” but then cut to the new avengers going “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck”
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Reblogged jbsforever
I'd love to say that this is the dumbest thing I've ever made, but we both know that's a lie
Reblogged gentrychild
Do you think it's like a rite of passage for every new generation of xmen to momentarily feel like it's kind of fucked up to be trying to kick the shit out of a senior citizen until magneto crumples someone into a cube like a trash compactor in front of them and they're just like Oh Ok
On the one hand I'm sure everyone else is very heavily emphasizing that magneto is Theee big bad of all time and so on and so forth the whole time the new ones are training but also. Like. Imagine you're the new new new mutants or whatever and somebody manages to actually knock magneto over and he stays on the ground for a second and you're kind of looking at each other like. Guys isn't he *really* old what if we just killed magneto & then the entire city starts shaking while he's getting back on his feet & you're like ohhh he's just REALLY ANGRY now. Ok :) oh that's bad :/ oh shit. Uh oh
[ID: tags from @transguyhawkeye that read, "#having a panic attack over whether you just broke magnetos hip meanwhile he just separated wolverine into recycling and organics for the #third time this week" /end ID]
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What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans
Do you tell your villains?
Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"
"Listen for Christ's sake we're a modern paper. Parker - Parker get in here - this is Madeline Parker, came out three months ago. Best photographer we've got. We're proud to have her on board. We at the Daily Bugle are proud to support the LGBTQ+ community bUT THIS SPIDER-GIRL IS A MENACE"
Overwhelming consensus on this post is that you should come out in your superhero identity first, and then a couple weeks down the line come out in your secret identity and when people ask just go “Oh seeing Spider-Girl come out really gave me the confidence to come out myself” which is the best possible answer
Reblogged jelenina
you know those tiktokers and vloggers who go around with mics on the street?
it is truly criminal that more spider-man actors and voice actors don't put on the heaviest new york accent of all time
Okay but I do really appreciate when actors/ VAs purposefully thicken the accent when Peter is wearing the mask
Peter Parker, Regular Human Boy, is careful to be more soft-spoken and normal-sounding. But Spider-Man? He leans so heavily into the New York accent that Reddit has started to speculate that he's actually foreign and trying to disguise that
#peter: people will respect me more if i sound like a very grown new yorker so i need to lean into my normal accent#the internet: ......there's no way this stupid ass accent is real he's got to be british or Punjabi or fucking canadian or something#ask#marvel#spiderman#marvel headcanons#i feel like spectacular spiderman did this sometimes but i might just be misremembering#i also wanna say that andrew garfield's accent sometimes slipped into this when he was being spiderman buuuut he is british#and it might've just been his accent slipping
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Cherik mini comic about Charles’ telepathy vaguely based off a fic I read while back where they had a similar conversation. I can’t find it now but if anyone can let me know 😢
Not a sad one! Kind of! Maybe I’ll make a sad one in the future. I need to go finish my homework now LOL but thank you everyone for the patience!