dinner - @rosekillermicrofic - slightly NSFW - word count: 231

“Crouch! Rosier!”

Half the Slytherin table looked up as Professor Slughorn made his way down the aisle between tables, eyes on the two seventh-years who were trying and failing to look innocent. 

“Yes, Sir?” Evan muttered, his response nearly lost amongst Pandora Rosier’s giggles.

“I noticed that both of you missed dinner last night,” Slughorn said jovially, giving Evan and Barty a boyish grin. “Not up to any trouble, were you?”

It was silent for a few moments as Regulus, Pandora, Evan, and Barty all digested exactly what type of trouble the two were no doubt up to before Barty smirked and spoke up. “No, Professor! We just decided to…er…eat out.”

Regulus’s loud snort into his food was the only indicator that Barty was being anything other than serious, as Slughorn’s face worked through a variety of emotions while he processed the words. “Eat…what, you snuck into Hogsmeade?” he asked, brow furrowing. “Not good, boys, you could have gotten caught! Come here next time, yes?”

Barty’s smile was huge and shit-eating. “Yes, I’ll make sure to come quickly next time. Rosie, too.”

Slughorn’s satisfied expression just made it that much harder to fight to keep straight faces, but they all managed to until the older man lumbered off.

Then, as one, the four of them burst out laughing, tears rolling down their cheeks. 

“Absolutely vile,” Regulus muttered appreciatively, rolling his eyes.

What the fuck He gets so dry

what the fuck He gets so dry

white soft fur And dewy eye

baby boy seal boy i Won’t pry

but wat on earth has made You cry

Thinking about little kid marauders

Sirius missing his front teeth bc he basically knocked them out himself

James with cuts and bruises on every limb (plus really cute bandaids that effie puts on him)

Remus reading a book way too big for his tiny kid brain but hes trying real hard

Peter with grass stained hands and pants making dirt art and watching the bugs

Best Prompts of 2025!

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Shoutout 2 all my boring bitches. we out here, being bored and boring.

How I see Pandora:

Cerberus at the pet store

they are gossiping your honour

Gamer Girlfriend

another (relatively) old gf comic i did.

Babysitter AU where a Corduroy works for the Northwests but this ends up way better than the last time

One way or another this anemic emotionally fragile blonde child WILL be adopted into this lumberjack family

There's also just years and years of slow burn but that didn't fit

I Have dipcifica Brainworms

au where everything is the same except mabel and dipper have been going to gravity falls every year before the show takes place since like kindergarten.

its a pretty simple premise that derives mostly from my desire to explore interpersonal relationships and the ways a place and people can change from a young child’s point of view. it doesn’t change canon that much either, admittedly, i just wanted to draw childhood friends stuff LOL. ill call it uhhhhhhhh every summer au.

Young adult Pacifica! A working woman! I know she still looks small, but she's just a short queen. And she's got a fuller figure now (Greasy's has introduced her to the magic of Carbs ✨)

CHANEL

Pairings. [SEPARATE] Higuruma x Reader, Gojo x Reader, Ino x Reader, Sukuna x Reader, Choso x Reader, Geto x Reader, Nanami x Reader, Toji x Reader

Content. MDNI, fem!reader, unprotected s, rubbers breaking, running out of rubbers, they go FÉRAL, mentions of kids, bréeding, first times, p talking, p sIapping, spítting, chokíng, running from it, MANHANDLlNG, pússydrúnk JJK men, headIocks, DP, true form!Sukuna, slight exhíbitionísm, matíng presses, fuIl neIsons, cuIt leader!Geto, GOJO’S POWERS, infinity, improper use of jujutsu powers, creampíes, cúmpIay, slight pIot, REACTIONS, pet names, swéaring.

A/N. Hope you have a lovely week <33

♡ TOJI FUSHIGURO - OUT/ IN.

“We’re out.”

“Out?” Toji’s glancing over at you with furrowed brows, length thick and heeeeavy in his hands. He’s giving himself a few pumps to deal with the torturous ache of wanting to be stuffed inside you. Right now. Right this very second.

To which you meet his impatient confusion with a sigh, holding up the box of empty rubbers. “Out.”

“Oh.” His scarred lips part. 

Toji hadn’t realized- ah, Toji had completely forgotten. So that was what had been nagging at the back of his mind ever since he’d come back from the store- brushing off your insistences to take a list with him. 

To be fair, he’d managed to get all the food, the toiletries, your serums- everything and anything except for…that. 

“Those things don’t fit me anyway.” Toji’s brushing off with a gruff noise, beckoning you to come to him. “And we don’t need them.”

Your brows raise, voice quivering in anticipation. “We don’t?”

“We don’t.”