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Banana / 30 something guy (he/him) / Adults only please Personal blog + VtM / FFXIV / GW2

Banana / 30 something guy (he/him) This is my everything blog where I post what I feel like

Adults only please

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This blog contains occasional adult content and dark themes (such as gore and death) often in the form of text posts but not always. You are not under any obligation to follow (or continue to follow) me if you don't like what I post but please keep this in mind. I generally don't follow back unless the mood strikes me. I may or may not tag posts

Vampire the Masquerade OC masterlist under the cut

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

"You can taste emotion in peoples' cooking" catastrophically incorrect for Jesse's cooking. He doesn't do those. "Meal cooked with love." That's cum

me: I am a man of science. I believe in scientific inquiry. I always cite my sources. I don't trust sample sizes with less than 500 people and they can't all be from the same zip code. Nothing happens for any particular reason and we will all be swallowed by the inevitable heat death of the universe.

Also me: if I'm not nice to this inanimate appliance it will get sad and break :(

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