We need more ships where it's romantic for one half and platonic for the other and both parties are aware and ok with this

1991 Porsche 911 Turbo

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

halmarut

Janus the Salubri and his sire, Yael for @sheriff-shitstarter!! They're going through a lot. Quick sketches from my quick sale, thank you and your group for supporting me!!

It’s a little sexy when you put your hands around a guys throat and he doesn’t know if he’s gonna die or come

never seen this exact feeling so accurately described before.

Waste Disposal.

me: I am a man of science. I believe in scientific inquiry. I always cite my sources. I don't trust sample sizes with less than 500 people and they can't all be from the same zip code. Nothing happens for any particular reason and we will all be swallowed by the inevitable heat death of the universe.

Also me: if I'm not nice to this inanimate appliance it will get sad and break :(

you ever see a picture of a cat and get really sad because you miss yours.

I miss my little old lady

storytellers talk about your favorite NPC NOW!!!! players close your eyes for a minute

YOU GOT SERVED UNSEEN FOOTAGE

i will never stop