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We’ve all heard of “not my circus not my monkeys” but who do we think the monkeys actually belong to
- Sun Wukong
- The Beatles
- The Man in the Yellow Hat
-OP what the fuck are you talking about [results button]
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easier for the owner of LED headlights to pass through the eye of a needle than to enter the kingdom of heaven.
Reblogged tearlessrain
Being a fan of stories that revolve around robots or AI in the 21st century is so weird now. Like how do I tell people I'm the biggest fictional robot appreciator and the biggest real life robot hater
#I am fighting for my life writing this Silver Metal Lover fic#‘in this world robots are capable of intelligence love and feats of artistry. they are victims and scapegoats of the capitalist hellscape#unlike in my world where they’re mindless plagiarism machines that can make mistakes that kill people’
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tell me why both gaz (the full monty) and rumplestiltskin (once upon a time) both have a son and an ex wife and do everything in their power so they can have each of their sons back
can't be a coincidence
Same reason Lachlan (California Solo) has a kid he’s estranged from because he chose his addiction over them and Don (28 Weeks Later) lies to his kids about his own perceived cowardice and their mother’s death.
Dude loves playing fucked up dads.
Reblogged morbidmuch
Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck
Reblogged rogueimperator
I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.
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These captions are peak Muppet and Jim Henson would be delighted.
how can you post this and not link to the original on the official Muppets youtube
certified muppets post
He’s got his own language setting lol
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Also, consider. A magical version of the bends. Whenever someone from a non- or low-magical land has to go into a very magic rich forest or land or dimension, having to take breaks to let their bodies adjust to the new magic exposure or else their blood will boil in their veins or they'll Transform
actually the bends only kicks in when you try to LEAVE the high pressure area. or in this case, magic rich area?
Getting deeper and deeper into feywilds and knowing that however deep you get, it’s gonna take twice as long to escape without magic tearing its way out of you
Wait no because breaking the Dark One curse could be like that. Magic addiction meets magic bends. Rumplestiltskin has to slowly wean himself off the magic because suddenly stopping could kill him. He’s been flooded with magic for centuries. Surfacing from that could take years. Imagine the patience Belle would need to have to help him slowly come back to the light.
FuckfuckfuckFUCK I don’t need another fic idea.
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Anonymous asked:
Wait I’m sorry parent/child incest fic?????? Why does that exist? Why do you KNOW that exists?????? What the fuck 🤢
I feel like you can sort of tell how long (or not) someone has existed in fannish spaces by how outraged they get about things like this. Like rings in a tree trunk lol. I've been in so many fandoms. At least one, but often multiple at the same time, since I was a teenager. I've seen just. Everything.
Sex pollen. Mpreg. Incest. Monster fucking. Tentacles. Pairings like Snape/Hermione that would be crazy abusive and illegal if they were real. Wild kinks. The babygirlification of all kinds of villains. So much RPF (the 'I sincerely believe they are secretly a couple' kind and the 'this is fictional but it's fun to imagine they're in love' kind.)
You learn to just scroll past shit you don't like or unfollow people or filter tags. The tldr of fandom is that humans are weird as fuck. And creative, and unhinged, and traumatized, and talented. And amazing. And every single thing that you clutch your pearls about 'well surely someone doesn't want to read/write THAT!' - someone does. Probably lots of people do. And those people are perfectly normal. In their offline lives, they're parents and siblings and they have jobs and friends and they go about their lives and they don't cause any harm. And that's the sticking point. There's this really concerning, frankly highly Evangelical idea that if someone enjoys the wrong kind of fiction, they are obviously a Bad Person. But nothing is that simple, and thought crimes aren't real, and you definitely have some thoughts or ideas that someone else would find fucked up. You don't have to like every kind of fic that exists. I certainly don't. But shaming people for their harmless fantasies about fictional characters is so boring. I saw Goody Proctor enjoying a Toxic Ship! Good for you, I'll alert the pope.
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simply cannot ever resist what i call the little mermaid or the tin man or the pinnochio plot, the one about a character who is either inhuman or human but outside in some way, constantly searching for whatever it is that they consider to be the quintessential proof of humanity, preoccupied by it so deeply that they fail to realize the proof is in the act and fact of the search itself
mischief7manager
(via @notaficwriter)
MAYBE WE’LL FIND IT IF WE BOTH LOOK
Reblogged theplaguebeast
everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into
Reblogged endlessdreamerxoxo
something something just my luck
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Source: porterr-robinson
This is so
Unnecessary
myrrhguy
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
celticpyro
“What could the audio possibly be?”
*unmutes*
“Oh,”
If I ever don’t laugh at this, assume I died.
2014-2018 Mazda 3
thank you , identifying-cars-in-posts blog
i think that’s a deer actually
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Favorite Character Meme
Three/Five Outfits: Goldstiltskin