i’m doing it for the plot (creating a beautiful life for myself no matter the cost)

That feeling of falling in love w life again after a long period on autopilot … absolutely ineffable. These days I try to linger a little while longer in patches of sunlight on cold winter mornings even when I’m on my way to things

Hold on i need to ask my friend Claudia, who is a college student and edits wikipedia something real quick...

THIS IS MY FRIEND CLAUDIA

Being in your 20s is like I just made 100 different life defining choices this week alone and I don’t know if a single one will stand the test of time

A little something to take the edge off 😮‍💨🫦

Based on @birdssong 's future Waterboy design in their fic all the same in a mirror

gym buddies

they mad at sasuke for reacting to his torture instead of being mad at the torture itself. like imagine witnessing a kid coming home to the genocide of his ppl, then being psychologically tormented by the person who committed it; his own damn supposedly loving BROTHER, then seeing him be forced to live in the ruins of that decay as CHILD while no one gaf, seeing him grapple with the weight of his ppl receiving zero fucking justice and having no choice but to kill his only brother to be able live with himself as a survivor, while being branded as a traitor by his own village, then subsequently watching him find out the genocide was planned by the same village this whole time and still being mad that he couldn't be okay with any of that. smfh

drunk sns shenanigans <3333

Behold! The printing titty!

I normally tag these posts “specific ass machines” after a minor meme that blew through Tumblr, but I was tempted to tag this one “specific boob machines”.

(Artist meow25meow seems to have had their Twitter account nuked and I cannot find any other original source to link to.)

disappearing into the bathroom at the club only to reappear covered in decorative printing patterns followed by a 10ft lady wearing bowls as a bra

Happy holidays 💙💙

wow you got to the red stop light faster and more dangerously than anyone else. should we throw a party?? should we call nascar

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.