Every computer needs a cleaning keyboard mode where the keys are inactive while you wipe them down
Turn off the computer
unplug the keyboard

Wallow in filth
Dream about me
This is literally what the Sticky Keys function is for. holy fuck all the replies being smart asses saying “turn it off” “there’s a program you can install…”
Idk if this is a joke.
please relax
its actually crazy how much local art events and other potentially interesting stuff i completely miss out on just because the orgs all post on instagram and facebook only. two standouts among the worst fucking platforms in the world with the most egregious ui and slop saturation, so dogshit that id be unable to use them regularly even if i wanted to. stop it you all. get on tumblr or something
even orgs and collectives that used to have proper websites of their own now just put all their updates on fb and ig. stop! stop it! youre making me feel like an old geezer! ok well old geezers nowadays are very much on facebook... an ancient geezer. youre making me feel like A Ancient Woman
I want so badly to go to art events but Where and When?! Just put it on the website! Can we have a community calendar? Something? Anything?
THIS! There are so many cool events I learn about after the fact because there’s no place to find information! The same thing with indie designers and jewelers! GIVE ME A NEWSLETTER I CAN SUBSCRIBE TO FOR UPDATES.
Dog people are all just a bunch of fuckin weirdos the way they think their beasts can never hurt a fly and anyone worried is a sick monster like strangers don’t know ur fucking dog bitch we don’t know their tendencies we don’t know their training level it’s a big ass beast with veiny muscles and gnarly gaping maw coming at us what the fuck do u think people will respond with but fear. Like what is wrong with with these people mentally something is missing up there
I'm sorry you had bad experiences with dogs, but we specifically bred dogs so they have legible facial expressions. Humans can immediately tell if an approaching dog is being aggressive or friendly.
Stop making shit up
"Big ass beast with weiny muscles and gnarly gaping maw"
I’ll punt that bitch
cream caramel
Comet passing over village , spaghetti glyph
☔🌈 aquapets aquarium 💙💧💫🐳💭🌟
From ‘I Spy: Fantasy’ - Walter Wick, 1994
If you had ideal circumstances like a loving partner, comfortable finances, and feel good about the world you were bringing kids into, would you consider having kids?
Turtle Frog (Myobtrachus gouldii), family Myobatrachidae, found in Wandoo, WA, Australia
- What hath God wrought?!
- These burrowing frogs dig forward, like a turtle, and not backwards into the soil, like most frogs.
- After pairing up, a couple descends into a burrow, where they later mate, and then lay eggs. The offspring go through the larval stage in the eggs (not having a free swimming tadpole stage).
- The feed on termites.
photograph by Andrea Ruggeri
malcolm: ugh my life is the WORST i HATE BEING A TEENAGER!!
*meanwhile*
jigsaw: hello francis
THE WAY THIS ISNT EVEN EXAGGERATING LMAOOO







