Pinned
HI YALL
I'm the snake of eden. Yeah the one who damned all of humanity. Mb guys don't blame Eve and Adam for it
He/Him
You can call me Snake or Serpent. It's simple like that
Also happy pride month yall I'm nonbinary transneu aroace lesbian
Officals I have beef with so far:
Officals that r my homies:
okay so last time i did this you lot sic'ed elvis on me, which sealed my fate in a matter of 4 days
so
if you freaks somehow get this to 30k notes, i will wear my gender bracelets in front of my mother and not try to hide them (she does not know yet)
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@ohhelpohgodtheyfoundme summon your list of tags
I just woke up please-
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i got yall. ill summon the officalverse.
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@eden-snake-offical I haven’t seen you in a hot second what’s up?
I forgot i existed mb😔
I'd be rawayarl
a-ta-atr
Wow I lost almost everything
@cia-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @duck-offical and anyone else bc im tired
vl-avoat-oal
ummm well thats a interesting name
@murder--offical @lesbian-vampire-offical @lesbianism-offical @sappho-offical @hekate-offical open tags cuz I’m lazy
Appo-oal
Oh wow
Fun fact, I think another spelling of Sappho's name was Psappho or something like that, so it could also be Pappo-oal
And open tags! Have fun, my lovelies! 🤗❤️🫶
-ak-oal 😔
ok thought i'd try a notes game:
10 notes and i'll make myself a smoothie
50 notes and i'll go to the gym
100 notes and i wont sh for a week
250 notes and i'll clean my room
500 notes and i'll get my first pride flag
1000 notes and i'll throw out my sh kit
1500 notes and i'll come out as gay to my parents
5000 notes and i tell my crush i like her
OFFICALVERSE ASSEMBLE
@satan-offical @god-offical @homosexuality-offical @cia-offical @blooket-offical @offical-skittering-creature @official--eve @gimkit-offical @ballpit-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @sappho-offical @zeus-offical @poseidon-offical @nobody-offical @polites-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @adam--official @adam-offical @eden-snake-offical @the-irs-offical @thejimmycultoffical @the-watcher-offical @the-officallings-offical @the-apple-offical
Why did you make Adam and Eve eat the fruit?
Was it malicious, or were you curious?
I have to wear clothes and feel bad about my body because of you :( I would be a lovely little lady making art out of clay and wood and dyes but instead I rot in bed and sob about the climate crisis…
Sorry mb I didnt know God would get so mad
i think one of these days mr beast is going to snap and go missing for a year. and they’re going to find him butt ass naked on the highway at 3:56 pm reciting video scripts to himself and then never be seen again and people will debate if it was real or not for decades
he will be found with his Little Beast out muttering to himself about dropping trains into holes and ten years later a man with sunken eyes and a dead expression who looks suspiciously like former World Influencer Mr beast will enter a bar in nowheresville, pennsylvania, and order a rye and coke. and a former gen alpha brain rot kid will look at him and go. “are you mr beast.” and the man will grimace a little. but he’ll go “no”. and he downs his drink in one go and spends the next 4 hours staring into the wood on the counter
everyone tried to curse of 10k notes this. unsuccessfully. sad!
I summon the entire officialverse. Descend like a swarm of wasps upon this post.
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It’s the fact that it doesn’t even have comments supported therefore no comment spam is possible for me
*ahem*
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Introduction post!
My name is Eve. Yes, THE Eve, Garden of Eden and all that. I don't actually live in Eden anymore after... well you know the basics.
Anyway! A lot has happened with my family and I'm very excited to start this blog. Feel free to send asks. I'd love to talk with you. We are family after all!
(decided to make this list because I have the worst memory 😭)
My husband: @adam--official
My other husband? (Don't ask): @adam-offical
My children: @cain-official @abel-official @giant-isopod-overlord @victorian-child-offical
(This is in no way meant to be offensive to any Christians out there, I've just seen so many gimmick blogs so I wanted to give that a try lol. I'm super interested in Eden but that doesn't mean I'm super educated on it so this is just for fun.)
My tags are evereblogs, evespeaks, familytalk, and evesocs
YOU ARE PARTNERS WITH @knights-templar-offical ???? I HAVE BEEF WITH THEM....
Yeah I knowww but I don't have to be involved okay I can give you both a little kiss on the cheek as you go to war and watch you both from the sidelines
Oh well...That should be fine I guess...But I want TWO kisses on the cheek
100 notes and Ill show my old drawings
Haha it's at 128 rn :3
I SHOWED THE DRAWINGS ALREADY BUT NO ONE NOTICED IT FUCK OFFFFF
I SHALL NOTICE IT :3 TIME TO GO THROUGH YOUR POSTS HEHEHEHE
I went through my posts and the drawings are nowhere to be found...I most likely have deleted them =(
Introduction post!
My name is Eve. Yes, THE Eve, Garden of Eden and all that. I don't actually live in Eden anymore after... well you know the basics.
Anyway! A lot has happened with my family and I'm very excited to start this blog. Feel free to send asks. I'd love to talk with you. We are family after all!
(decided to make this list because I have the worst memory 😭)
My husband: @adam--official
My other husband? (Don't ask): @adam-offical
My children: @cain-official @abel-official @giant-isopod-overlord @victorian-child-offical
(This is in no way meant to be offensive to any Christians out there, I've just seen so many gimmick blogs so I wanted to give that a try lol. I'm super interested in Eden but that doesn't mean I'm super educated on it so this is just for fun.)
My tags are evereblogs, evespeaks, familytalk, and evesocs
YOU ARE PARTNERS WITH @knights-templar-offical ???? I HAVE BEEF WITH THEM....
