i hav bad grammar just 2 simply spite u :D

I actually physically recoiled irl, this is not a joke

This has been a working theory of mine.

more observant than i first thought...

@language-offical bring her downnnnn

Word of the day:

Fr*nch

Adjective/Noun

A censoring of the word 'french' made originally by @leviathan-offical, place unknown (originally stated here that @/wizardex-yt said it first, that was incorrect). Time of canonisation is unknown but the officalverse accepts this censoring wholeheartedly and has even asked other officals to censor the word 'french'.

"Better than fr*nch"

Origin: French

Adjective

Relating to France or its people or language.

"Her accent is very French"

Noun

1. The romance language of France, also used in parts of Belgium, Switzerland, and Canada, in several countries of northern and western Africa and the Caribbean, and elsewhere.

"I am fluent in French"

2. The people of France collectively.

"The French, they say, live to eat"

@language-offical said he doesn’t claim French

im ultrakilling all you fucks who keep getting away from paying the goddamn SWEAR JAR

@language-offica this one yours?

following the Benadryl tags is my favorite

Uhm…wait, no. Don’t leave. I’ll think of something funny to say, I swear. Wait!

*licks cat*

*coughs up hairball*

BREAKING NEWS YOUNGSTROKER DA BODY SNATCHER IS CONFIRMED TO BE THE BENADRYL HATMAN

WHAT

maybe...

Me?

*licks knife*

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Everyone what’s your favorite Text Shitposts?

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@eden-snake-offical I haven’t seen you in a hot second what’s up?

I forgot i existed mb😔

real

Looks like we can't isolate, ignore, or ibuprofen our way out of this one

Oh well. Time for my backup plane, ine-eleven

Faa no

FAA yes

mecore.

Don’t ecourage them!!

dont tell me what to do, you are inferior :D

The Benadryl knows no obstacles

2 Paracetamols and 2 Ibuprofen can get me through most things

have u tried Adderall

I think it would really help

also Haloperidol