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Offical FAA Blog

@faa-offical

This is a gag blog for the Officalverse, I'm not the FAA (he/him)
Anonymous asked:

just asking for the sake of asking: If, I, theoretically, have linked a human being to an aircraft in a way it functions like a extention of himself and can sense things that happen to it would both need to be registered or just the aircraft? P.S. it is a permanent link and to remove it would kill him and also how illegal would it be if i may, have possibly done this without his consent

Very illegal. Register him as the aircraft

do you want designs of fighter jets, because my friend draws his own takes on them and Hes made

a F-100 on a budget

modernized an f-14 so it has a optically guided air to air missile on it

Westernized the MiG-29 and more

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I think that would be awesome

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Alright, fuck it.

Notes game:

Currently doing

Done

50 notes, I'll go one day off tumblr and tiktok

100 notes, I'll finish the song I'm writing

150 notes, I'll finish my current sewing project

200 notes, I'll start a new sewing project

300 notes, I'll do as much as I can of my physio everyday for a week (you guys better motivate me bc its painful)

500 notes, I'll clear my desk and chair

750 notes, I'll learn a new song on guitar (maybe Blackbox warrior but that might be pushing it so suggestions pls)

1000 notes, I'll finish the book I'm 'reading'

1500 notes, I won't go on tumblr or tiktok for a week (I really have a problem man)

2000 notes, I'll create a study time table and stick to it for a month (again, motivation please. I cannot stick to routines for the life of me)

I think that's all I want to add

hey, @faa-offical could you @ some mutuals?

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mental-illness-offical

fffffffuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK :{

let's make a mental illness salad guys <33 im mental-illness-offical and i brought depression

I’m Profain and I’m bringing social anxiety

I’m CIA and I’m bringing schizoaffective disorder

I’m FAA, and I’m bringing mental issues I cannot admit to a doctor or the reall FAA will take my medical :(

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Now's your chance to throw a table at someone! Go! Go! No, no stop scrolling!! Throw a table at someone! JESUS JUST FUCKIN- *throws table at you*

thank you for the table. *throws the table to @bill-cipher-offical* I have thrown the table. *looks at the new dining room table we’re returning* You know what? *throws said table at @utah-official* This is fun *throws another table at @lemon-offical* Three tables thrown. I’m proud of myself.

LETS MAKE THIS A TAG GAME throw three tables at someone!

...how big was that table?

it was the tiny one we have with our little people

okay so I wasn't squished

*throws table at @lime-offical * hehehehe

*throws even tinier table at @ant-offical *

*throws table at @lemonade-offical *

You're right, this is fun!

Did you just call me small!? Fair. But we do outnumber you.

*Throws table back at @lemon-offical*

*throws table at @fbi--offical and runs away*

*throws table at @the-great-mage-offical*

*throws table at @cia-offical*

Throws the table back at you

Throws table at @asis-offical

Throws table at @profain-offical

throws table at @swig-offical

throws table at @shangdi-offical

throws a table at @faa-offical

throws a table at @can-tab-eater-offical

throws a table at @duck-offical

I don’t want the fucking table

*throws table at @irs-official *

Anonymous asked:

Dear FAA,

I love you but I may have to unfollow you soon because my entire for you page or timeline or whatever it’s called has turned into various officials and it bothers me so much because I Do Not Care About Them. I care about you though, I love planes. But it’s driving me insane. I keep telling Tumblr I’m not interested in the other blogs but that’s about as useful as a parachute on a submarine.

So I’m at kind of a conundrum here

I’m so sorry I fucked up your dash lmao. It’s all good if you need to unfollow. Glad you were along for the ride for a bit 🫶

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luckyestfella-deactivated202512

SOMEONE HELP

MY FYP IS ALL OFFICALS

AAAAAAAAAH

I’ll help

Totally not an offical

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Anonymous asked:

Would you still love me if i was a worm?

I'll put you in a little dirt filled jar and poke holes in it so you can breathe and feed you little leaves and give you a little worm friend

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Would you love me more than the anon if I was a snake?

jokes that will literally never not be funny to me:

  • saying “speedrun strats” every time you fuck up
  • saying “first try” when you’ve tried the thing like 15 times, minimum
  • saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control
  • Saying “Sorry, I ate it” when someone loses something

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