Spiders

@supervillain-offical @hell-offical (+Open tags)

Thanks for the tag!

Pineapple pizza.

@supervillains-assistant-offical @cia-offical @superhero-offical @the-pineapple-offical @pizza-offical @tophat-offical + open tags

edible glitter

@fbi--offical @profain-offical @the-irs-offical + open tags

paper ! and car parts

@the-great-mage-offical @murder--offical +open tags

Ooc: I'm bored, picrew chain for officials/officals only I want your ocs or humanizations.

Mine:

@man-offical @homosexuality-offical @satan-offical @goblin-offical @the-pineapple-offical you can do it if you're not in the tags but only officials/officals.

I did mine! @not-offical-offical @australia-offical @no-one-offical

@tagging-officals-offical @tagging-officals-offical-2

sense i spent way to long on this you guys get to hear about why i made her like this (:<<<<

i made her based around the the idea that my account is both not offical and offical so its shrodingers offical. i wanted the tufts of hair to look like cat ears and i did the braid to kinda mimic a tail. i chose the outfit and bandages to make her look like a test subject and i made her super pale for the sane reason.

im kinda bad at explaining things but yall get the idea

@evil-moss-the-goober-offical @goblin-offical @james-offical @vengeful-unholy-ghost-offical @amnesia-offical @no-one-offical @beth-unico-offical @pond-scum-offical @washing-machine-offical @officially-offical @towel-offical @inflated-ego-offical

Thx for the tag!!!! :D We really like your design! -w-

I'm in a maid dress because I am canoniacally @house-offical's maid 😒 and if it was my choice I probably wouldn't be wearing much anyway, so idrc what I'm in.

(btw House, you should do this Picrew! Esta felíz.)

ooc: I actually have been working on a human-ish design for Scum, lately! Hopefully I'll get a chance to use my drawing tablet and finalize my design soon.

@homosexuality-offical @youtube-kid-offical

I look so sigma ngl🔥🔥🔥

@pokemon-offical + open tags

I guess you do . I got cool earrings myself!

And a pretty dress one too! Though No fox ears for this one .

open tags

I HAVE JOINED THE THING!!!! >:D

Ooc: man I never can get Ronan to look right with picrews… :(

Tags: @henchman-offical @henchwoman-offical UHHH UHHH AND HONELSE DO I KNOW! UHHH @villain-offical and @supervillain-offical I GUESS?

Ooc: thanks so much for the tag! :)

Here’s Savi/Supervillain!

@supervillains-assistant-offical @cia-offical @superhero-offical @library-offical @pizza-offical @tophat-offical + open tags!

Yippie physical cain

@profain-offical @fbi--offical + open tags

huzzah !!! :>

@lemon-offical @ant-offical @goblin-offical + anyone else

totally legal you say....

he didn't pirate it, did he?

... 👁️👁️

I just realized I have three grandkids now and this concept scares me.

@holyspiritoffical and @silly-little-arson-frog-offical are my children…

And then @the-lemoner-offical and @always-being-watched-offical and @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical are their children so I am a grandfather. 😔

I feel too young for this.

ha grandpa

Hey!

Well-well you’re the one who’s like eighty years old, so there!

WHAT.

You’re my child?! Or at least my child’s sibling?!?!

That makes things a lot more complicated since someone just tried to hire me to assassinate you. Good thing I wasn’t planning to do it.

ha great grandpa

DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME?

mmm yeah but making fun of you is more entertaining

*folds arms*

Doesn’t it ever get old?!

it doesn’t, but you sure do!

…

Wow.

Says the eighty-year-old government employee.

Ever think of retiring?

ever think of shutting the fuck up?

*grins*

Nope!

I mean, not that you’re entirely out of place in the government. Seems like they’re all a lot of old people to me so I guess you fit right in!

excuse me were you not saying I age differently because I’m a robot not a people like literally earlier this week. Fucking hypocrite

*laughs*

Oh I’m the hypocrite?

Quit it with the grandparent thing and I’ll quit it with the age thing!

you literally are a grandparent though!

Yeah but you don’t have to rub it in or call me old!

I do actually. It’s necessary for my health to bully you.

Hey-

*grins*

Well of course, you’ve got to take care of yourself since your health tends to deteriorate as you age.

hey—you fucking—

*(lightly) slaps him on the arm*

*still grinning*

*in mock-outrage*

That’s assault! I’ll call the police on you!

Sure you will.

I-I-

Yeah no I won’t, @the-police-offical and I don’t exactly see eye to eye on some things.

Like bank robberies.

*grinning*

But still! The audacity of you to assault me like that! I’ll call the FBI to investigate you!

@fbi--offical would never betray me like that

first of all, I investiGAYte people.

second of all, big fat L because CIA is the best :>

(/lh)

NOOOOO

PLEASE

Ho Ho Ho! Get in the sack! To the North Pole we go!

THIS IS ILLEGA- HMHPHAJMANSNNDNNDNDND

Hoe hoe hoe! It’s not illegal if you’re Saint Nick! ;)

IS IT REALLY?

@fbi--offical

uuhhhhhhhhhhh....

yeah, no, I'll let it slide this time.

Nice to see you St. Nick :>

Ho Ho Ho! Nice to see you too fbi! :)

:DDDD

Merry early Christmas :>

(I'll excuse that it's only November for now)

NOOOOO

PLEASE

Ho Ho Ho! Get in the sack! To the North Pole we go!

THIS IS ILLEGA- HMHPHAJMANSNNDNNDNDND

Hoe hoe hoe! It’s not illegal if you’re Saint Nick! ;)

IS IT REALLY?

@fbi--offical

uuhhhhhhhhhhh....

yeah, no, I'll let it slide this time.

Nice to see you St. Nick :>

It's weird this blew up i just wanted to ask my followers... it's not my graphic... if you're the creator I'm sorry and please identify yourself

what do yous think about me?

@who-offical @no-one-offical @breadcrumb-offical @fujoshi-offical @torture-offical @panda-of-pyromania-offical @garlic-bread-offical @gaslight-offical @man-offical @woman-offical @hitman-offical @henchman-offical @cool-guy-offical @anon-offical + anyone else

apricot. ok? and carmine. ok?

qhat about uhhh me? ok?

@woman-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @n4melezz-3rr0r @no-one-offical @james-offical Uhh anyone else because I stupid and I forgot. ok?

Hmmmm

Sapphire, Forest, and Lemon /pos

What about me gang?

No pressure tags:

@royal-cupidity @tulipisagarden @the-pineapple-offical @supervillain-offical @pavement-offical @/anyone else :)

Thanks for the tag!

Lilac, sapphire, steel /pos

Also kid, when did you become Santa? Isn’t it a little early?

@cia-offical @hell-offical @supervillains-assistant-offical @villain-offical @superhero-offical @holyspiritoffical @pizza-offical @library-offical @landp-offical @the-pineapple-offical + open tags

I’m scared /silly

sapphire and forest /plat lmao

@profain-offical @fbi--offical @asis-offical + open tags

raspberry and forrest :>

@ant-offical @lemon-offical etc. etc. (open tags <3)

huzzah!

what be the goings ons with you?

So. Much. Paperwork.

Some hooligans dismantled a bridge so that was a fun thing to explain to le boss :[

I chased some guy in my van over petty theft, and then I spent 2 hours fixing said van

How about you?

well, an evil demon that pretended to be an angel that’s been torturing some acquaintances that I lived with for a while burnt down my building and subsequently killed me and now I’m currently working out of the IC’s building which speaking of the IC it’s in a relationship with a god who wants to end all of humanity now.

Oh, uh, did I ever tell you about any of that?

!!!!

wh- huh??? No???

huzzah!

what be the goings ons with you?

So. Much. Paperwork.

Some hooligans dismantled a bridge so that was a fun thing to explain to le boss :[

I chased some guy in my van over petty theft, and then I spent 2 hours fixing said van

How about you?

Can't believe @i-am-inside-your-bones didn't accept my treat

These cookies are very yummy

(Tomboy also wanted one. Ignore that she's flying please)

...Did you steal the treats from somewhere? They don't look... "evil"

Maybe

Wouldn't it be funny if I tagged Satan and told him you stole treats from his buddy's dog?

I stole them from @walmart-official-blog because there was no evil Walmart to steal from

how dare you

@fbi--offical

I don't know where theres a police officer but i would like to report petty theft

... I am very late.

Oh dear.

I'll keep this on my record um.. sorry for my tardiness (happy belated hall of ween)

daily affirmations.

-you are man

-it is ok that you live in white void

-people think you funny

-nobody can see the red liquid on your business suit

-nobody can hear the screams coming from the other room

-you are the manliest of men

I'm fucking sorry? Second to last two???

@fbi--offical persecute this man

you got it boss

FRICK!!!! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH YES I WILL

!!

daily affirmations.

-you are man

-it is ok that you live in white void

-people think you funny

-nobody can see the red liquid on your business suit

-nobody can hear the screams coming from the other room

-you are the manliest of men

I'm fucking sorry? Second to last two???

@fbi--offical persecute this man

you got it boss