New York is the exact opposite of Minnesota. New York is where the Big Apple is and Minnesota is where Minneapolis

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Bleghk! Ptooey!

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

I came out here, to this point, to this place, hoping against all hope and despite signs and portends suggesting otherwise that I might, somehow, find myself having a pleasant experience, and yet here I stand, alone against the world, feeling assaulted, attacked on all fronts, knowing not my enemy’s name nor his face nor whether our battle is done.

….is that “I came here to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now” but by Oscar Wilde

The Last Unicorn dir. Jules Bass, Arthur Rankin, Jr. | 1982

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enough of your middle aged man blorbos whos your specialest middle aged woman. if anyone tags a woman under the age of 40 on this post ill kill you in real life

Dude if you lead me into temptation instead of delivering me from evil i fucking swear bro

Remember not to give a shit and write cringy fanfiction and make bad art and wear weird clothes and dance badly to your favorite song never stop doing these creative things that make you happy.

Average Scarlet Hollow dev update is like: Hey everyone Tony and Abby here to let you all know that we're still working in the next chapter. The script is currently 280,000 words long (likely going to be at least 50,000 more by the next update) and the grand total is 1,500,000 words long. This is because we have to account for all the branching pathways that consider literally every little choice you make so we gotta consider what it's like for a comp-sci major living in an apartment with a cat (which they can talk to because of weird powers) that's just been cursed to be 10 years older to interact with a band of rats (which gives you a line of dialogue only maybe 0.1% of players will ever see). Abby has been hard at work drawing 86 new backgrounds and new 827 sprites (yes including the stuff for the gilf and various monster romance routes) and Brandon has made 15 new tracks of the most haunting music you've ever heard. We've been having lots of fun and hope you're all doing well with the wait!!

tabitha scarlet is literally an insane character girlie’s dna is made of mommy issues and old money she is anti-union her diet consists of three (3!) things and those are mac n cheese, pb&j and ice cream and that’s it she is snappy and sour and objectively unpleasant and so fucking tired and lonely her hair is the color of pale greasy butter she once called child labor good old times she didnt survive a homoerotic teenage friendship she is a failwoman and a boss of a literal (but also failing) coal mine who lives in a wet cardboard box (a run-down mansion that is 70% leaks (and probably black mold) and is this close to quite literally falling off a cliff) oh and yeah she is also just straight up fucking haunted—

episode 5 will remind all of you that scarlet hollow is a horror game

Help Our Friend Name Their Sexy Troll (Discworld)

Once again there is a poll with a Tumblr Right Answer

Sword Coast Sapphics

From the bisexuals in Baldur's Gate to the lesbians in Luskan, from the dykes in Daggerford to the asexuals of Amn, from the femmes of Firedrake Bay to the trans women of Tethyr, from the pansexuals of Phalorm to the butches of Beregost... and who could forget the women of Waterdeep? Or the non-binary of Neverwinter?

Sapphic love comes in all flavours, and we want to celebrate it all with you, with the wonderful women of Baldur's Gate 3.

Welcome to the blog and central social media page for Sword Coast Sapphics: A Baldur's Gate 3 Femslash Fanzine! On this blog, you'll find all the information you need to learn how to get involved and get excited about our new community project.

What is this project?

This is a planned digital zine for Baldur's Gate 3, made by fans for fans. We are looking for artists, writers, poets, musicians, cosplay artists and photographers, VP artists — whatever you have to offer, we'd love to see it, as long as it's centring the sapphic experience of Baldur's Gate.

What is 'the sapphic experience'?

The sapphic experience is whatever you want it to be. For some people, that means they want to see an explicitly gay relationship between two women. For some people, they want to see something more queer-platonic and more community focused. Some people want to see Shadowheart's journey as a trans woman, and how that shapes her relationships with Shar, faith and other women. Some people want to see Lae'zel at the centre of a gith gang-bang as part of Vlaakith's initiation rituals.

This zine is about women, and the love, lust, affection and friendship they share with other women. We are trans positive, queer positive, non-binary inclusive.

Important links:

Links to our Discord and any other social media presence will be added here in the coming weeks, so please check back often!

Dividers made by @cafekitsune

WE DID IT. THE KICKSTARTER IS FUNDED. NO DRAMA.

If I wasn't so stressed out over everything, I'd cry, probably.