@da-police-offical this guy stealing your whole thing! /jk
I was here first. now prepare for a… random. Yeah. Random search (that’ll teach you… yeah.)
what the hell is the point of saying “tuna fish” if we don’t say “beef mammal”
OMG ARE YOU THE THING FROM THE THING WHERE YOU DID THE THING TO THE THING AND WENT THING!?
depends, who’s asking?
i mean yeah i guess i am, i think
You are I think
I’m pretty sure I saw you doing it
i dunno man, i’ve got some pretty solid evidence here saying that i don’t think
I’m pretty sure I saw you from my sandwich
well. i mean yeah that sounds like pretty solid evidence, i guess i was.. take me away😔
on it boss
I just realized I have three grandkids now and this concept scares me.
@holyspiritoffical and @silly-little-arson-frog-offical are my children…
And then @the-lemoner-offical and @always-being-watched-offical and @evil-silly-arson-frog-offical are their children so I am a grandfather. 😔
I feel too young for this.
ha grandpa
Hey!
Well-well you’re the one who’s like eighty years old, so there!
WHAT.
You’re my child?! Or at least my child’s sibling?!?!
That makes things a lot more complicated since someone just tried to hire me to assassinate you. Good thing I wasn’t planning to do it.
ha great grandpa
DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME?
mmm yeah but making fun of you is more entertaining
*folds arms*
Doesn’t it ever get old?!
it doesn’t, but you sure do!
…
Wow.
Says the eighty-year-old government employee.
Ever think of retiring?
ever think of shutting the fuck up?
*grins*
Nope!
I mean, not that you’re entirely out of place in the government. Seems like they’re all a lot of old people to me so I guess you fit right in!
excuse me were you not saying I age differently because I’m a robot not a people like literally earlier this week. Fucking hypocrite
*laughs*
Oh I’m the hypocrite?
Quit it with the grandparent thing and I’ll quit it with the age thing!
you literally are a grandparent though!
Yeah but you don’t have to rub it in or call me old!
I do actually. It’s necessary for my health to bully you.
Hey-
*grins*
Well of course, you’ve got to take care of yourself since your health tends to deteriorate as you age.
hey—you fucking—
*(lightly) slaps him on the arm*
*still grinning*
*in mock-outrage*
That’s assault! I’ll call the police on you!
Sure you will.
I-I-
Yeah no I won’t, @the-police-offical and I don’t exactly see eye to eye on some things.
Like bank robberies.
*grinning*
But still! The audacity of you to assault me like that! I’ll call the FBI to investigate you!
Assault???? Wait supervillain you’re white right? I can only help white people because that’s how this police crew operates
HEY GIVE THAT BACK
No *runs*
@the-police-offical HAT THIEF
very crucial information here.
Ooc// I’m a cop character this matters guys
*snatches a slice of pizza and then runs off into the woods*
Hey @the-police-offical we need help
FUUUCK NOT THR COPS
I HAVE A WARRANT