aborted bloke: i would’ve loved to do fuck all

me, struggling in my trap: this is because i’m gay, isn’t it?

jigsaw, pausing the timer: what? hold on, what? we don’t do that. this has nothing to do with you being gay. this is because you flaked on your friends when you were depressed. we’re not bigots.

???? in WHAT

the prettiest girl in the world

Scream this is iconic….

i really love how you can tell how much happier she is

This is toxic🙃

chat reminder to just write whatever the fuck you want. write that overused trope. write that obscure shit that no one will have heard of. just. do it. your writing is yours stop depriving it of that.

honestly in the era of AI slop it is more important than ever for you to write or draw that incredibly niche/strange/unpalatable thing you want to make. the world needs the unique weirdness of people more than ever

animal taxonomy: wow did you know whales are ungulates?

mushroom taxonomy: okay so we previously through bleebo, gumby, and splorbo were separate species, but they are all actually gleebus! gleebus is very nutritious and can cure many ailments, however, there's a species that looks exactly like it that grows right next to it: the bungus, which is part of an entirely different family full of mushrooms that will make you shit your pants and die

when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.

im not interested in glory through combat anymore. i do not want to be a part of this shit.

on the battlefield again

Are they like..... Yknow.... [Goes to do a hand gesture but forgets I'm a wizard and I accidentally cast Lv50 lightning bolt]

my monitor has started getting temporary burn-in when i leave it on for too long

the “sexy lamp test” but for disabled folks: if you can replace your disabled character with a beloved pet dog that needs an expensive surgery to survive then you have to throw out your manuscript 

they branded a shrimp

YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT