Hey guys....
How do you deal with someone that used to be a human from another world but got sent here and lost their humanity?
BECAUSE HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO!?
I'm not saying who it is but like...really, I want to help them but that was a huge bomb to throw on me and I don't know if they need anything specific or if they're fine with the way they are now....
I know I'm not going to be able to sleep that's for sure.
I dunno why, but I want to recommend exploring mazes and labyrinths with altering layouts and saving anyone that happens to be trapped in them. An oddly specific feeling but maybe something will come out of it, I dunno.
Green Rick
“spam likers DNI”
HUH
SHOWER ME IN ATTENTION PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
LIKE ALL MY POSTS IF YOU WANT
I DONT CARE
SEND ME 94 ASK BOX MESSAGES ABOUT YOUR DAY EVEN IF WE ARENT MOOTS
I LOVE THE ATTENTION
Green Rick
Where is he.
Oh, hey Weegee. Who are ya after this time?...
I had almost forgotten, but I actually gave your brother EXTRA leniency with preparing!
Now
where the FUCK is he italian man
If I told ya I don't know would ya believe me?
Absolutely not
Y'know what? I should've expected that answer.
W-wait you were being serious?
AH THERE YOU ARE
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR SUPER MARIO MAKER (AND I DON'T MEAN PHILLIPS)
Well maybe, you'll go down easily! If I...persuade you.
You got this, mate!
Green Rick
...Ah.
It seems I stand corrected.
Green Rick
Where is he.
Oh, hey Weegee. Who are ya after this time?...
I had almost forgotten, but I actually gave your brother EXTRA leniency with preparing!
Now
where the FUCK is he italian man
If I told ya I don't know would ya believe me?
Absolutely not
Y'know what? I should've expected that answer.
W-wait you were being serious?
AH THERE YOU ARE
PREPARE TO MEET YOUR SUPER MARIO MAKER (AND I DON'T MEAN PHILLIPS)
Well maybe, you'll go down easily! If I...persuade you.
You got this, mate!
Green Rick
hey guys its me aqua charlie OH MY GID DID THAT GIY JUSTVTURN INTO SAND???
Aqua Charlie listen to me. Look at me and listen, mate.
Whatever you do, DO NOT agree to play X's game. Just trust me on this one, mate. I don't really know what happens but I just know it ain't good so if he asks you to play his game then say no, alright mate?
Green Rick
Hey. @sm64mario. Happy new year.
Well do our best to make sure it’s your last. On an unrelated note, we got you a clock!
*It’s a box. There’s a ticking noise coming from inside.*
If I had a Mile for every time Mario got a bomb this winter season, I'd have 2 Miles.
Which ain't much, nor is it really all that strange it happened twice considering the blokes who sent 'em.
...Maybe I should be banking more on the times Hotel Mario gets attacked for no reason.
Green Rick
we don’t have enough for rent at the moment and we’re a day overdue so uh
0/593
cashapp: $theteufortdozen
v2nmo: @theteufortdozen2
paypal: paypal.me/blucheavy3
please reblog
any amount helps and we’re already overdue a day and i would rather not get evicted a day after moving into my new place so literally any amount helps
guess who’s apparently overdrafted too
20/730
hey please please please please reblog, and donate if you’re able to. if 36 people donated about 20 bucks we’d be fine, so like. legitimately any amount helps
please /lh
40/730
55/730
80/730
85/730
please please please reblog
90/730
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130/730
Pathetically eats my pathetically pathetic pathetic meal while pathetically patheticalling
Evilly eats my evilly evil evil meal™ while evilly evilling
Why is evil meal™ red
What other color would it be?
Purple?
Green...?
But that's not an evil™ color!
Even pink is more evil
Green can be an evil color!!! >:(
Like Malificent! Or Mr. L.
Green Rick
Are you evil?
Nah, I ain't evil. I do see the evil implications of Green, though.
Green Rick
...though if I may be biased, I think blue would be quite a strong contender.