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I don't think I'm supposed to be here.

@mk-dry-bones

No like really, why am I here?
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Hey guys....

How do you deal with someone that used to be a human from another world but got sent here and lost their humanity?

BECAUSE HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO!?

I'm not saying who it is but like...really, I want to help them but that was a huge bomb to throw on me and I don't know if they need anything specific or if they're fine with the way they are now....

I know I'm not going to be able to sleep that's for sure.

I dunno why, but I want to recommend exploring mazes and labyrinths with altering layouts and saving anyone that happens to be trapped in them. An oddly specific feeling but maybe something will come out of it, I dunno.

Green Rick

Help them remember the point of life

They already know the point of life!

I just don't know if they've being taking care of themself since they weren't a parakoopa before.

Oh....

Then make sure they know how to take care of themselves ? I’m not sure about any advice, sorry

Hmm.

Well, whatever you wind up doing, do send 'em our regards.

Green Rick

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Hey guys....

How do you deal with someone that used to be a human from another world but got sent here and lost their humanity?

BECAUSE HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO!?

I'm not saying who it is but like...really, I want to help them but that was a huge bomb to throw on me and I don't know if they need anything specific or if they're fine with the way they are now....

I know I'm not going to be able to sleep that's for sure.

I dunno why, but I want to recommend exploring mazes and labyrinths with altering layouts and saving anyone that happens to be trapped in them. An oddly specific feeling but maybe something will come out of it, I dunno.

Green Rick

Help them remember the point of life

They already know the point of life!

I just don't know if they've being taking care of themself since they weren't a parakoopa before.

Oh....

Then make sure they know how to take care of themselves ? I’m not sure about any advice, sorry

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Hey guys....

How do you deal with someone that used to be a human from another world but got sent here and lost their humanity?

BECAUSE HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO!?

I'm not saying who it is but like...really, I want to help them but that was a huge bomb to throw on me and I don't know if they need anything specific or if they're fine with the way they are now....

I know I'm not going to be able to sleep that's for sure.

I dunno why, but I want to recommend exploring mazes and labyrinths with altering layouts and saving anyone that happens to be trapped in them. An oddly specific feeling but maybe something will come out of it, I dunno.

Green Rick

Help them remember the point of life

They already know the point of life!

I just don't know if they've being taking care of themself since they weren't a parakoopa before.

Oh....

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you know, i-a should probably change my username. i'm-a probably the only gimmick blog around here that doesn't have the name of the game in the tag.

but i've-a also come so far to the point i-a just. cannot drop my tag. opinions, anyone?

I only have MK in my name because I wanted people to know that I am the Dry bones that is the racer (also the tennis one but its been a while since I last played tennis so I am very rusty at it).

I was debating on calling myself Undead Racer but there was a chance it could somehow cause confusion.

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Hey guys....

How do you deal with someone that used to be a human from another world but got sent here and lost their humanity?

BECAUSE HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO!?

I'm not saying who it is but like...really, I want to help them but that was a huge bomb to throw on me and I don't know if they need anything specific or if they're fine with the way they are now....

I know I'm not going to be able to sleep that's for sure.

I dunno why, but I want to recommend exploring mazes and labyrinths with altering layouts and saving anyone that happens to be trapped in them. An oddly specific feeling but maybe something will come out of it, I dunno.

Green Rick

That is....

a very specific thing to say.

I mean, those probably exist but if these do exist then no one knows how to find the mazes and labyrinths with altering layouts with people that can be trapped inside.

That or any information on those are scarce because somehow beat the mazes and labyrinths almost instantly upon entering and do not realizes that it had a gimmick.

“spam likers DNI”

HUH

SHOWER ME IN ATTENTION PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

LIKE ALL MY POSTS IF YOU WANT

I DONT CARE

SEND ME 94 ASK BOX MESSAGES ABOUT YOUR DAY EVEN IF WE ARENT MOOTS

I LOVE THE ATTENTION

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I hate to break it to everyone but I am secretly illegally asian

mmmmmmmmmmmmm sexyyyyyy

mmmm you want to eat me don't you?

I want to inhale your soul like cocaine. Lemme snort you

SHOVE ME INSIDE

DO I HAVE YOYR CONSENT??

ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY!! NOW SNORT ME YOU BEAUTIFUL BITCH

*AGGRESSIVE SNIFF*

TASTES LIKE ILLEGAL ASIAN

SHOVE ME DEEPER

DEEPER IT IS

*AGGRESSIVE CHEWING NOISES*

BITE ME HARDER MOMMY

*AGGRESSIVE SWALLOWING NOISES*

HOWS THAT????

HARDER AND DEEPER

*STARTS DIGGING US A GRAVE*

I DONT KNOW HOW TO GET DEEPER

JUST PUSH IT PLEASE POOKIE

IM GOING AS FAST AS I CAN PUMPKIN

*DIGGING FASTER AS WE FALL THROUGH THE CENTER OF THE EARTH*

COME ON HARDER DADDY PLEASEE

WEVE BROKEN THROUGH THE FUCKING CRUST WERE GETTING THERE SUGARBUN

@satan-offical WERE COMING FOR YOU NOW

*fucking dies*

ITS CUTE HOW YOU THINK DEATH GETS YOU OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP HUN

WE’RE GIVING SATAN THIS FUCKING LASAGNA

I- I'm gonna cry, this hurt to read, I'm actually tearing up

Do it coward.

A couple years to rot and then I’m calling the hellsite hall of fame

investing at 320 notes.

also what in the fuck did my eyes just perceive. get a room. or, the centre of the earth, i guess

STOP INVESTING PLEASE I BEG ALL OF YOU

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE😧😧

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yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical

dad… what the fuck

DAUGHTER- YOU SAW NOTHING
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yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical

I HAVE A STEPMOM?!

*licks @seizeyoursalad with deep daughterly affection*

YOU FUCKING WHAT- NO- FUCK NO- @seizeyoursalad NO
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yoonchaes-baby-sister-offical

YAY! STEPMAMA

@seizeyoursalad *wraps you in a comfy hoodie then ships you away to germany*

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE.

WHY AM I GOING TO GERMANY

KIDS GET BACK TO BED OR I SWEAR TO SATAN

WHAT THE FUCK- FUCK YOU- AND ALSO WHAT THE FUCK 400 NOTES??? NO YOU ARE NOT A STEPMOM

DAMN RIGHT IM THE MOM THAT STEPPED UP, THESE KIDS GOTTA HAVE THEIR BREAKFAST DONR THEY

HEY, THE CHILDREN WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE

GO FUCK YOURSELFF

THE CHILDREN YOU HEARTLESS FUCK, AND ONLY IF YOULL WATCH ME HA

THEY'RE IN THE OTHER ROOM BITCH! AND MAYBE I WILL- WAIT FUCK NO I'M A DEPRESSED DIVORCED GAY BITCH SO NO!

THE CBILDREN ARE SLEEPING, THEY NEED REST, AND YOU MAY BE DEPRESSED, DIVORCED AND GAY BUT I AM ANXIOUS, SINFLE AND ALSO GAY SO GET OVER HERE BEFORE YOU WAKE THE CHILDREN

I- I- NO- FUCK YOU- GET OUT OF MY HOUSE

MY HOUSE NOW BITCH IM CO-SIGNING ON THAT MORTGAGE GOODNESS KNOWS YOU CANT GIVE THESE CHILDREN A ROOF OVER THEIR HEADS ALONE IN THIS ECONOMY

THEY HAVE A FUCKING ROOF YOU FUCKING MORON!! THEY GET TO LIVE IN MY CASTLES

first thing on my homepage 😭😭😭

Great thing to wake up 2

GUYS COME ON RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD😑👉🥗

@frogs142 I SWEAR YOU HAVE TO READD THIS SHITT

NO! NUH UH. NO PERSON HAS TO SEE THIS SHIT. PLEASE DON'T.

what the fuck did i just witness.

Why the fuck are you here.

WHYRE YOU ASKING ME LIKE I KNOW???

Heavy sigh.

why are you saying heavy sigh

you could just sigh in general

Heavier sigh.

can i shove it up your ass like a good boy or no?

/JKJKJKJKJ

If you're gonna do that, you gotta shove it hard pretty boy

THIS IS SO SCARY BUT ITS PEAK TUMBLR SOBS

its be scared or be horny.

And the answer is to be horny- now get out of my house
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1ullabycheat-deactivated2025122

hey. what. what happened here.

Why are you asking like we all know

its fucking tumblr

STOP FUCKING TUMBLR

WHY NOT HUH

WHAT IF I WANNA FUCK TUMBLR

FUCK TUMBLR OUTSIDE

IN PUBLIC??? THAT'S PUBLIC INDECENCY I'M GONNA FUCK TUMBLR INSIDE

DO IT BEHIND THE TREES THEN BITCH

..YOU KNOW PERSPECTIVE IS STILL THERE?????

MAKE IT A FUCKING SHOW THEN

OH YEA LIKE PEOPLE WANNA HEAR SOMEONE MOANING IN THEIR BACKYARD WITH ANOTHER GIVING THEM THE BACKSHOTS OF THE YEAR.

A LOT OF PEOPLE FUCKING DO AND WOULD PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT SHIT NOW GET OUT BEFORE I FUCK YOU UP

...

....you like watching people fuck?

WHAT- NO- I DIDN'T- NO- UH-
*wrestles the shadows around you forcing the dark to transport you to Canada*
*Canada, England.*
WHAT THE FUCK RUE I THOUGHT THIS POST DIED
RUE NO WHY ARE YOU SCHEDULING THIS

By the time this has reappeared on my dash, i have found the perfect reaction image for this

I'm not a person

HAHA

do you have food

I mean I have some churros

Vivian why did you reblog this :( /silly /nm

WHAT IN THE WORLD.

I also forced @sourjuicex to see this

@starlit-octopi now I'm forcing you to see this

I don't know why but I feel like @hotelmario-mario needs to see this.

Healmore I JUST woke up, why the hell must you make this the first thing I see...

Am I allowed to run over Healmore?

I did not need to read that.

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Wait Wario o just realized, did you ever use a pokéball on kremlin?

You know, a pokéball? P-O-K-E-ACCENT-ball?

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I'a figured the'a door would keep him contained. Should I?

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I mean, if it works and he's calm, then there is no need.

Nevermind, get one, someone could catch him with their pokéball.

Hey guys....

How do you deal with someone that used to be a human from another world but got sent here and lost their humanity?

BECAUSE HOW AM I MEANT TO KNOW WHAT TO DO!?

I'm not saying who it is but like...really, I want to help them but that was a huge bomb to throw on me and I don't know if they need anything specific or if they're fine with the way they are now....

I know I'm not going to be able to sleep that's for sure.

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"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".

but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an

Shut it! Shut it! Shut it! Shut it! Shut it! Shut it!Shut it! Shut it!Shut it! Shut it!Shut it! Shut it!Shut it! Shut it!Shut it! Shut it!Shut it! Shut it!

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Anonymous asked:

Favorite Mario kart character?

Waluigi, easily. Followed by luigi in 2nd place.

Both started through memes, before me eventually just getting used to playing as them normally beyond the meme. Waluigi is waluigi, and luigi was way back from the luigi death stare meme.

Usually my setup in mk8 is waluigi, 300SL, roller wheels, and whatever speed glider for higher CCs. For lower CCs its waluigi, circuit special, slicks, and any speed glider.

The lower CC setup is from back in the Wii U days, only back then i used luigi instead of waluigi. The higher CC setup is actually fairly recent, before i settled on it i just used the low CC setup for everything. I only got this new setup from grinding out the 200CC time trial on mount wario, and found the old setup just couldnt turn well enough

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That's interesting, almost no one uses a different kart setup for cc lower than 150cc, the most common cases are people having a setup for 150cc and lower with a different setup for 200cc.

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