the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

could you make up some more words please :)

wawa gobbler

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

To whomever may be interested, my sister is writing her first fanfic!

She's doing a Korra season 1 rewrite with more of the elements she wished for when it was coming out.

Korra: The Legend Retold

If you read and like it, leave a comment! It would make her day

another

i really like old species descriptions

the species in question

So mean, I fucking love diplos of all forms

Ew look at him, he just wants to be loved, ugh

Weird chairs

These are regular chairs to me

I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.

imagination (1963) - harold ordway rugg

"chekhovs cat / schrödingers razor / occams gun"

Chekov's Cat: if you see a cat in the first act, it will probably be relevant later. (example: Alien)

Shrodinger's razor: an unopened box may or may not contain the solution to the story; there's no way to know without opening it. (example: Monk)

Occam's gun: the simplest way to kill off a character is to shoot them. (example: Bambi)

i have been cracking up at this for the past 3 minutes

Chekov's Box: If there is a container introduced in the opening act, it will be opened later.

Schrodinger's Gun: Treat every gun as if it's loaded unless you've checked it yourself.

Occam's Cat: If you hear strange noises at night, it's probably a cat.

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

Nice to see the “hey, psht!” Thing is consistent with Armenian fathers and squirrels

“No homo” cries the team at the dig site. The head archaeologist sinks to his knees, sobbing. He has dedicated his entire career to the pursuit of homo habilis, an important part of the hominid evolutionary line. All his work led up to this archaeological dig site. But now, his whole life has been for nothing. There is no homo….there is only Australopithecus.

I read this to a group of archaeologists and they completely lost their shit

they should not be driving ‼️

One person per car? Massively wasteful. Build a bus lane.

I took the J1 in the wrong direction quite late at night with a dying phone battery once and it took me. WAY too long to realise that I was gonna be super late.

Tried to make a sort of persona for myself

Tried to make a sort of persona for myself

ways sex can be improved:

- clothes on

- no penetration

- dry humping

I really, really love how much emphasis Batman and Robin (2023) continues to put on the way Bruce allows Damian to express his own opinions on matters, and that he accepts them and rethinks his own stances. Mini analysis on this scene below (Spoilers for B&R #29!!):