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Miwackulous Tye Monday yaoi on a Thursday night..
Neither of them have kissed before. one goes in for a peck and the other wholly expects tongue. it’s just a 20 car pile-up of a kiss
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Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.
There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'
If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.
If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:
- Do I trust the person feeding me?
- Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?
- Have I seen Kevin within the past week?
- Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)
5. how much did i even like kevin, really
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Coriolanus is so funny bc it really is a play about two men viewing each other as equals and wanting to (at least) fuck each other so bad, and because they are equals and are Roman, one of them has to be the penetrator and the one penetrated and bc of the patriarchal society they live in, if one of them is being penetrated then they are no longer equals and are viewed as lesser than.
Then the ending really is Aufidius essentially teabagging his lover he killed and thus officially dominating Coriolanus.
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the best way i can think to describe the experience of reading moby dick is you’re in line at the dmv and this guy behind you very loudly says “well who HASN’T had a gay experience” and then proceeds to tell you every detail about his life in between anecdotes about how great sperm is and how ropes work and sometimes he’ll say the most poetic shit you’ve ever heard in your life and them jump RIGHT back into explaining how a whale is a fish because 1) it swims in water and you’re still only like halfway through the dmv line
legowolas
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hello I present to you my newest uquiz: let me assign you a dimension 20 main season player character and also show you a cool rock! {includes characters from fantasy high // the unsleeping city 1&2 // a crown of candy}
i just discovered this wilkinson sword ad, and it is basically #myaesthetic 😘
I’m too bi for this ad
bi-swordsual
mother-entropy
are…are they gonna bone down on that glass covered bed?
flaming-fruitcake
Honestly I’m glad I wasn’t the only one concerned about the glass.
Swordplay is foreplay
…Swords have ads?????
is this ad selling… bisexuality? swords? underpants? Don’t tell me, I want to believe it’s all of the above.
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I don't really know how to explain it but general mcnamara gives me this energy that
He just...
He never babytalks to anything
Like if he were to speak to a baby you bet your ass he will speak to it in his riddle speech
Mcnamara sees a cat and has a full fledged conversation with him
He makes people wonder if he understands animals???
But no he's just
Like that
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Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.
The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?
You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.
You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.
You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.
You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)
It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)
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afleshjackforblainecharitydrive
I see 21 colors. I had no idea there are so many more.
I see 35-39 colours, and I hate the colour yellow. That was actually what made me curious enough to stop scrolling and count. Who knew there was a scientific reason behind my colour preferences? So the idea here is that what I see as annoyingly, garishly bright, most people don’t see as clearly, and that’s why it’s “cheerful?” (I’ve never understood that description of yellow.)
I barely saw 18 or 19. Dang :/
Im fucking colorblind
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david jacobs and fettuccine alfredo evoke the exact same emotion(pure, unadulterated joy)
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your post inspired me
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My body is but a #captain marvel temple.