A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk

Its a real conspiracy guys, we taking over Greece.

"My eyes are covered so that I shall not see, My lips are sewn so that I shall not scream"

silly lil doodle I did while bored at school

you're too kind

and the song is "Nobody" by Mitski

i love kerdly so so much, but i also love platonic krusie it's very dear to me so it got me thinking. i like to imagine that kris' love languages for susie and berdly are noticeably different, but then over time a bit of overlap starts to form.

like, we already know that kris likes to troll berdly and the two of them tease and banter with each other. and i think that with susie it's more like. biting and wrestling each other, and susie giving kris noogies. but i can also see kris doing the teasing thing with susie as well, mostly because of this dialogue i saw in my playthrough of ch3 (i chose "sucks to be you" with full confidence that the tone would be playful, which it seems like it was). and they also find cool shit in the forest together and probably commit small crimes.

i imagine that as kris and berdly get closer, they feel more comfortable showing affection to him in a similar way to how they do with susie. they start doing things like gently biting berdly when they cuddle, or like, slightly manhandling him (grabbing his arm to drag him around, ruffling his feathers, etc.). and berdly doesn't get it at first but he's smart enough to eventually realize they're just 'playfighting', or maybe he goes to susie since he knows she's also close with kris, to which she explains it's one of the ways kris shows love.

and then it ends with berdly getting invited to hang out with kris and susie more often because kris likes spending time with both of them. at first he'd be all "preposterous! i cannot be seen among such ruffians!" but eventually he'd cave. and then he'd be surprised at how fun it is but of course he'd pretend like he isn't.

and all of kris' friends have the universal experience of kris walking up to them, handing them a random stick or rock they found, and walking off without a word.

kris and susie chanting "eat eat eat" at berdly who's holding a handful of moss, until he takes a reluctant and confused nibble and they both cheer

susie is such a magnet for those who have lost control of their lives

noelle's mom is super strict and controlling, ralsei believes/has believed that all their lives are confined to the prophecy, and kris is just literally possessed. they all need her rebellious ass to save them. that girl is the REAL mc

To all trans men on this site, im gonna put you onto something. If you are in need of a binder but have unsupportive parents or are closeted, if you have a fondness for the ocean, or if youre bored with the normal colors of binder available, go to Waterlust and get a top

As you can see above, theyre all patterned like marine life, but theyre also reversible! One side has the pattern, the other is solid color, and they're all fun colors like blues and reds and greens, but some like the whale and tiger shark ones are more subtle grays and blacks. I have the whale shark one and the spongebob one (which was a limited run), and theyre both very well designed and printed. My spongebob one has served me for roughly four years and it hasn't worn at all.

What really matters? The binding power, and these things are great. I'm a triple D cup and with a medium I look like I have subtle pecs. They're also much less compressive than other binders due to their materials (which are mostly recycled!), so you can wear them for longer without getting sore. When I did more intensive theater and band performances, I could still act, dance, and play bari sax without getting winded or hurting myself. They're also swim tops, and I've scuba dived in these as well comfortably.

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Overall, if you're looking for an all around good binder, one that matches your whimsey and supports a good cause, Waterlust is the place to go.

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contrary to popular belief not everyone has an innate sense of internal gender or care to have one or seek a name for it, some people go their whole lives without questioning their occupation in one of two gender roles, but for some people, if pressed, they don’t feel that internal sense of ‘i am a woman’ or ‘i am a man’, and in that case i feel the switch over to transgender vs cisgender relies on active identification of a gender other than the one they were assigned. if someone’s like ‘idk dude I just work here’ then that’s valid

#i would describe my gender as not exactly ‘idk dude i just work here’ #more like…..when someone assumes you work somewhere that you don’t #but you know how to help them so you do it anyway #my gender is wearing a red shirt at a target

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A portion of people in the notes are like ‘but that makes you trans. That’s called being agender’ and another portion of people are going ‘this is how the majority of cis ppl feel and it’s NOT agender’ and personally I feel like both of them are missing the point here. Yes a lot of people identify as agender because of this feeling. Yes a lot of people with this same feeling still identify as cis. These are not mutually exclusive experiences and it doesn’t mean the agender people are secretly cis or the cis people are secretly agender. It just means they have very similar experiences of gender that they choose to conceptualize and label differently, and neither of them are mistaken or wrong to do so.

Just doing my duties

"this media feels like a fanfic" could mean several things at this point. please clarify. do you mean ao3 fanfic or wattpad fanfic? did the author get their start writing fic and you're using that to dismiss their writing as unserious or not as good as "original" fiction? are you using "fanficcy" as code for poorly written? or does the media just have common tropes and queer characters?

ive said this in the gc but i realized that one of my main issues w how privilege is discussed in many leftist esp online spaces is how like. extremely xtianpilled it is. if u have privilege (ignoring that everyone has privilege to some extent) ohhhh ur guilty by existing n u have to spend ur life atoning for a cardinal sin committed by other ppl long before u were born if u want to b a good person. how to become free of sin u ask? well, by giving me money-

reblog bait IS:

reblog bait is NOT:

reblog bait as a tag is meant for people with OCD to avoid the anxiety of something wrong happening if they don’t interact. If it’s not forced, it is not reblog bait. I think that the definition of this word is getting muddled, and that I should come on here and clarify. A lot of people have been tagging stuff as reblog bait when it isn’t. Do NOT tag it if it isn’t forcing someone to interact!!! Thank you <3

oh ig reblog for exposure (SEE THATS NOT FORCED)

Tell it Your Majesty

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. This should be in the tumblr laws. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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I know what some of you might be thinking. "satan, how come you post some really hopecore posts sometimes? I thought you were satan?"

Well, as you can tell I'm pretty popular. In fact I'm basically an influencer on this app.

And like, I see loads of influencers on other apps repeating the same thing over and over and over.

"How to get clear skin!"

"How to get skinny quick!"

"How I fixed my diet!"

And people get seriously insecure about that, hearing it constantly, that they aren't perfect, or pretty, or skinny or something that this person is that they're not.

So I'm here to remind everyone

That they're perfect just the way they are.

What answer was the teacher looking for? I’m a history major and i must know

Things found in Hitler's DNA suggested he had Schizophrenia or BPD, which can help explain why he was

Well

Hitler

Someone told me I should make jokes about schizophrenia because of this post

This

This isn't a joke

It's a history fact/theory

Please

Fun fact! We're closer to 10k than we are to 20k!

Wait that isn't that fun-