hold on let me google something
what the fuck
happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate
Boston molassacre
It's Boston Molassacre day again! Yippee!!!
oh how i love tumblr and its weird af holidays
Me too!
*thinks about how easily this horrific event could’ve been avoided had some dumb fucks just followed the most basic of all safety codes ever*
….Happy Molassacre day.
Yea! It very easily could've been avoided! Happy Molassacre day!!!
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happy anniversary to the great molasses flood
Happy anniversary to the great molasses flood!
the ability to pickpocket is much more important than the ability to understand religion
SHE COULD FIRE A GUN??
it was the 1630s so it was probably something like this
but yeah. imagine pissing off an elephant and getting shot instead of trampled. high noon duel with a 8,000 pound animal and she just shoots you with a matchlock pistol
It was indeed a sight to remember
SO FASCINATING, you can see the tip of her trunk on the trigger.
My most referenced meme is actually this sign from a furniture store's going out of business sale in my hometown.
re-posting bc reblogs got turned off etc
You are not staying in the tags
my dad (Maori) works on a ship with all Maori/Tongan/Samoan fisherman- and one Aussie guy called Jake.
And that wasn't done on purpose just sort of how it ended up, but Jake recently got an injury so they put him on a Different boat just for a little bit (a sit in the wheelhouse and scout type of boat, instead of the main fishing one) and he only got back to my dad's ship today and he was apparently like Shaking. He was Traumatised.
Dad said Jake kept pulling him aside and going "They were all yelling on there, but in a MEAN way" "They didn't clean... Like at ALL"
Jake experienced what a boat full of old school Aussie fisherman is like. That is the norm Jake. You just happened to be on the all Island boy boat on your first go out. "It was time for dinner and they had FROZEN nuggets" Jake that's what they have on ships that are out at sea for months at a time.
On my dad's boat they are eating fresh fish and coconut milk Ceviche. They're grilling steaks on an open bbq on the deck that probably is not regulation. All the guys have their own special knives to prepare sashimi every couple days. Everyone is happily doing their own work so they can clock out early and set up a movie on the deck. Jake did you genuinely believe that's what every boat was doing.
Local Australian man is fed fresh juices and smoked fish for first time- refuses to go back to beef jerky boat life
jake that first night when they served a freezer tray tv dinner and not an overflowing plate of fish that's probably going for conservatively like $40-$80 bucks a kilo but the guys decided Eh we'll catch more let's just fry it up:
i want to ensure that noone ever calls me a liar on the internet and want to confirm that island boy dinner is very real and it's waiting for you
ITS FUCKING REAL???
The Bongcloud Counter-Gambit: Hotbox Variation
I drew Robert as a woman so my lesbian friend could understand the hype
Started out as a joke. Accidentally locked in. Enjoy!
Stupid ref imagine under the cut
the fact elon mask genuinely might ruin the night sky for everyone makes me wanna sharpen my shovel and get to work
For those who are confused, SpaceX has been putting a metric fuckton of little sattelites into low earth orbit, and they’re well on their way to making earth-based visual astronomy impossible.
Like, this was a picture taken by an observatory in Arizona
The streaks are all SpaceX satellites. So you can see why that’s a bit of a problem.
Oh what the fuck
We need to kill this guy
okay, I’ll bite. What’s media
media is when one guy is chasing another with a knife but a tv camera zooms in so it looks like the guy with the knife is being attacked by the guy who’s actually running away. that’s media.
Christ that’s fucked up. Is anyone doing anything about this?
what even happened to plastic girl and crow boy. we forgot about them so fast. just another example of the savage nature of hollywood
Even our youth fictional romances are cheap, artificial, and disposable these days, much like a certain clothing material that comes to mind.