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Elle | 26 yo | she/her/hers | I write fanfic, I like giant robots, and I have frequent headaches and migraines. | please mind the "spicy cw" tag | AO3 | ko-fi

This had me spiraling because like WHAT DO YOU MEAN A 4 ON COURAGE 😭 acting like he didn’t mock and taunt the ENTIRE autobot team while strapped to a table in their clutches… former gladiator btw too?? But yknow in his defense his courage stat is higher than Starscream’s so it’s not too outrageous 😒 but still (credit to @/fumbletron3000 on twt for the pic of the stats btw)

As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

Drew this when I should’ve been sleeping

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