The lion lowkey concerns himself a little bit

in World War 1 around 8 million horses died but in World War 2 it was under a million which can only mean horses started to evolve bullet resistance

im sorry i couldnt just let these slide

eigentlich verrückt dass es im schoethe fandom noch keine mpreg fic gibt...

I only hate certain types of fic the same way I hate mosquitos and ticks. Like get these nasty little buggers away from me but also I respect their place in the ecosystem.

Me, spraying bug spray: blocked.

Listen and sometimes? To enjoy running through a beautiful field of grass and flowers (ao3) you have to tolerate the fact that bugs (fics you don’t like) are there and maybe you will even encounter one, but you can use bugspray (filtered tags) to reduce the likelihood of that. Because the alternative is not getting to experience the beautiful field of grass and flowers.

And some of my mutuals happen to be entomologists. Which is also cool.

you ever get tired of living but in a non-suicidal way

like everything is bad everywhere and no one has money and im tired of this cycle

i tried to explain how i was feeling like this to my drug counselor and she was like "yeah that still sounds kinda suicidal" and i could not figure out how to explain that i don't wanna die, i just like. am so so so tired of the way life is for me and all my friends and family. i'm tired of living like this but i'm gonna keep doing it bc i guess there's no other choice

I don't wanna die, I wanna go lay on a warm field under the sun and watch the clouds go by. How is this hard to understand?

I just want to spend a few days in the dim twilight between sleep and waking, but specifically the dim twilight of a Saturday morning in April.

There used to be something derisive from UK psychology/psychiatry, called “shit life syndrome” where the person isn’t actually depressed they’re just unhappy because their life objectively is terrible. Like their mental health issues would go away pretty quickly if they had friends and more money, and some support and people that weren’t being cruel to them all the time. As I unpack my own mental health, I think about that frequently, and I’m more sure that I didn’t have depression. I just was unhappy and my brain was too, that so many of my basic needs were not being met. 

Perfect wording.

(x)

i don’t want to die, i want a different life

So the banner ad didn’t scale down for the mobile browser and it took me multiple minutes to realize that this stock photo of people in business suits was not, in fact, an illustration of what oathbreaker paladins in service to an evil power are supposed to look like

OP: I started as a blogger specializing in making fazan发簪(chinese hairpins) for cosplay. Somehow, I discovered that small hidden mechanisms could be added to the hairpins to give them self-defense functions. Then I figured hairpins could also be designed to resemble flying needles(feizhen飞针) — worn in the hair normally, but ready to be taken off and used as hidden weapons whenever needed. Before I knew it, I had ventured into making anqi暗器(concealed weapons in wuxia culture). Now, take a look at my Rainstorm of Pear Blossom Needles/Bao Yu Li Hua Zhen暴雨梨花针(famous concealed weapon used by the Tang Clan in wuxia culture)，Sleeve Arrow/Xiu Jian袖箭(concealed arrow hidden in the sleeve)，Hidden Weapon Umbrella/An Qi San暗器伞，and Thousand-Mechanism Sword Case/Qian Ji Jian Xia千机剑匣 (big sword case which xiake can carry on their back). (cr 大冲冲暗器阁)

You will never 100% idiotproof your creative work & if you try to, you will only succeed in smothering the soul out of it. btw

Normalize leaving unhinged comments on ao3 fics you like. I'm tired of being the only one brave enough to write "I am chewing on this fic" in the comment section. Be weird. Authors will love you for it

This is 100% the gay supervillain music video I’ve been waiting for.

I love campy gay villains, but gay villains of this type are amazing too and sorely underrepresented.

…Oh, so by “gay”, you mean. Actually gay.

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but tbh this is the kind of content I live for.

Happy 10 year anniversary to these two, specifically

(single dropped Dec. 3, 2015, music vid hit youtube Jan 12, 2016)

Roman aqueducts

We've been working with toddler on using his words instead of screaming when something happens that he doesn't like

Which has lead to:

Toddler, upon accidentally dropping a toy: ANGER ANGER ANGER!

This got over 600 new notes in the past few hours. We're all vibing with Toddler on this Wednesday I see.

wait, isnt NSFW the letters on the compass

So close.

north south FUCK west