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Last Updated: December 2025

Hewwo. :3

Okay let's adjust this fucker.

I am still mostly on a hiatus from fanfiction. I might post some stories, but it'll be a lot more sporadic than it has been for the last (oh god) seven or so years. I'm still trying to keep my main focus on my original novels.

If you would like to read anything pertaining to my original work, please do sign up for my Patreon. It's free and you get things like bonus stories, behind-the-scenes info, art, and character playlists.

Posting on there is sporadic right now, but that's why it's free! You get handy-dandy email updates when I post, and I feel no pressure to churn out content when I can barely string two words together. Win-win!

You guys really loved those bullet-point updates though, so let's do one of those, shall we? Please note these will not be updated often, it will be slow going. I'm suffering from the worst burnout of my life right now. But it'll at least give you all an idea of what I'm working on when I can.

Original Novels

  • Mortal Leviathans: affectionately known as "the dragonfucker series," this is my stupid magnum opus and I regret everything. I have no idea how many books this is going to be, and I'm very slowly working on outlining this monstrosity.
  • Tales from the Scorched Lands: the short stories detailing the backstories of the Mortal Leviathan characters, I write these as I can and post them on Patreon.
  • Horsemen Quartet: Supernatural meets The Walking Dead, book one of four is finished but I am waiting because I want to finish books two through four, so that I can make sure with my editors they work as a cohesive whole together and I haven't fucked myself up in book three because of something I did in book one (boy do I wish more showrunners would do this). If you liked my Buddie Zombie AU, my Dark Codependent Buddie AU, or my angstier fics, this one's for you.

Fanfics

  • Ben-and-Cully Childhood Friends (Midsomer Murders): Ben Jones and Cully Barnaby both grew up in Midsomer, so what if they were childhood friends? And what if Cully met Jamie Winter in London? And what if Jamie got a massive fucking crush on his friend's bestie? :3
  • One Night Stand AU (Midsomer Murders): Jones and Winter sleep together after Last Man Out, but Jones is unexpectedly asked to continue his undercover work in Australia and accidentally ghosts Winter as a result - leaving him with some real explaining to do when he returns to Midsomer a couple years later.
  • Jones as Winter's Boss AU (Midsomer Murders): In the hiatus between Nelson's last season and Winter's first, Barnaby injures his foot on his anniversary trip to France and Jones is asked to step in as temporary DCI... making him Jamie Winter's hot new boss. Uh oh.
  • Wedding Fic (Midsomer Murders): Sequel to Abstraction to Realism and Like a SIA Board Member... detailing the attempted wedding of Jones and Winter. "Attempted" being the operative word, here.
  • Established Xedgin's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Dungeon Crawl (DNDHAT): Xenk is called in to infiltrate the heart of Szass Tam's operations to take him down once and for all, and Ed insists on joining him, refusing to lose another spouse.
  • Strange New Worlds AU (9-1-1): Bobby as Pike, Athena as Number One, Buck as Kirk, Eddie as Spock, etc. No idea if I'll ever actually write this one but I would like to be able to reclaim my love for the characters someday even if I never watch the show again.
  • Sense & Sensibility AU (9-1-1): Buck and Maddie as Marianne and Eleanor Dashwood, and all the romantic drama that implies.
  • The West Wing AU (9-1-1): Bobby as the Chief of Staff to Athena's POTUS, Buck as Josh with Eddie his Donna, Hen as Leo, and Chimney as the speechwriter who definitely isn't catching feelings for new press secretary Maddie Buckley.
  • Bones AU (9-1-1): People have been begging me to do this one for years and of course the moment I need to take a step back from 911 is the moment I actually got an idea for it. I'm super proud of the framing I came up with for the story so this honestly is the one I'm most likely to tackle.

I know the fanfic list is way longer than the original list but to be fair, the original is a quartet (so four books in one) and don't ask me how many books Mortal Leviathans is shaping up to be mom pick me up I'm scared.

I've been incredibly lucky to have such a large and devoted fic readership, and I hope that some of you will take the chance on my original novels as well! Questions about my characters and stories are always welcome. I love talking about my silly little war criminals I mean my insane trash raccoons I mean my blorbos.

Thank you all!

They’re now posting sympathetic articles about the ICE agent who murdered Renee Good that are like “He is a good Christian and a father and husband.” like yeah, that tracks. I bet he is a Christian family man. They love to work the least Christlike jobs imaginable and kill people and play the victim.

LEGO builder Brad Barber has made it his mission to transform every LEGO set, from The Lion King to Fast & Furious and even Disney Princesses, into versions of the Star Wars Millennium Falcon, using only the original pieces from each kit.

Because, apparently, the Falcon belongs in every universe. Would you be able to do the same? 😄

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