tragic when a thing gets hate for being 'woke trash' and you look into it and its not even that woke. like cmon man i was promised monacle popping gay commie propaganda. this is just a video game with a woman in it.

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

the 3st huh?

2026 I Will Not Obsessively Ruminate On Stupid Bullshit That Makes No Sense And Is Not Real

Claim it:

2026 is going to work out even better than you expect.

haterism becomes too much sometimes. like do you people like anything

maomao when every important figure in the empire keeps asking for her help

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

So this was actually the sound of my car getting stolen

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

i wish someone would jerk off to the thought of me while smelling my panties i think it’s a lost art creeps don’t have anymore

Fake fans out here fr

"if being hard on yourself was going to work it would have worked by now" okay well being soft on myself isn't working either so what the fuck is left. medium? I gotta be medium with myself? I gotta ask the fucking ghosts for help? is that it?

I used to work with preschoolers and as a consequence watch parents work with their preschoolers so I kind of in my head often compare it to that.

You can’t let a preschooler wander off into traffic naked even though many of them would very much like to do that. At the same time though you also shouldn’t yell at them for struggling when they can’t figure out how to tie a knot because that’s a hard task and they’re like three.

No you can’t go out in the rain without a coat on. I know you don’t like sleeves but you don’t want to get cold and wet either do you? But you do want to walk to church and see your friends. Sometimes we’ve gotta do things we don’t like to avoid things we’d like even worse. But you get to see your friends once we get there.

And sometimes you’ve gotta talk to yourself like you’re a preschooler. And it weirdly works.

I know you don’t like doing the dishes but you like having dishes to eat off of, right? Yeah I know it’s upsetting but we’ll make a nice cup of tea and have a cookie afterwards. Oh I know it’s hard. It’s okay to cry. Let it out and then we can finish the dishes and get a cookie.

sex actually isnt real they made it up for ao3

the only way out is through but fuuuuuuuuuck fuuuuucckkkk cant i like scooch past or something

slop is such a fun word. i walked past my aunt watching one of those generic hallmark christmas movies and thought to myself "hm tis the season for jollyslop." meaningless yet surprisingly evocative.

it blew my vagina clean off its hinges

-the reviews on the side of dr. bronner’s peppermint castile soap

how your 20s feel when you dont know what ur doing