tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

when there’s only one person in all four worlds like you, but he’s a boomer and he hates you 🤨

wow, i really stayed up to 3 am to finish this bc the idea would NOT leave me alone

then ofc i had to go overboard and do another version with their best quotes at/about/to each other bc i’m so normal about kellholland

(below version has extensive quotes from the books so slight spoiler warning but not really)!

No. 1 yearner Victor Vale

I love deeply traumatized men with haunted eyes. Like hell yeah babe look at me as if I'm the only good thing you've ever known.

you may think misogyny is good because it is made up of miso, which is delicious, and gyny, which is woman. and girl miso sounds great. but 👆 it is not girl miso

🙅⚠️ DNI Ne'er-do-wells, Tomfools, and Other Sinister Folk

it’s that strange bisexual man again

I so so loved the detail of Lila looking at Alucard's laugh lines and immediately comparing them in her mind to Kell's permanent frown lines (as the exact inverse)! It's so good on so many levels!! It's both extreme simping behaviour ala "how can I make this about my man" while also a call out of the highest order THAT MAN IS 25 HE'S FROWING SO HARD HE'S ALREADY GETTING WRINKLES HAHAHA

when rihanna said bum bum bedum bum bum bedum bum bum bum bedum bum bum bedum bum bum bum bedum bum bum bedum bum i'm going crazy now bum bum bedum bum bum bedum bum i felt that

the secret history is basically the found family trope only the family is evil

best m/f dynamic is a flamboyant bisexual show-off desperately in love with an extremely practical girl who’s difficult to impress 🤩