Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

Unfortunately your kids might also talk like Tumblr users. My daughter said "Get cherished, idiot" to her cat yesterday.

sickeningly fruffled mourning borb of a frankly rancid ilk. almost threw up taking this photograph. downright chilling to look at

>see bird creeping up and down a tree trunk >look it up >common treecreeper

can't make this shit up

this your man?

Remove the hitbox render from my son at once he will not be participating in your fighting game, you bastards

Ma’am your son just hit me with a meaty divekick crossup

theyre so funny

REAL masculinity is about [traits and behaviors that anyone can have that youre gendering for reasons that are ultimately misogynistic]

The southern states in the US are expecting to get hit with severe winter weather this weekend (temperatures below freezing, ice, and snow). The type that we do not experience on the regular. Speaking as a southerner, many of us are not good at coping with this type of thing. I want to emphasize something: this is not our faults. The infrastructure in southern states were not built to be suitable for this type of weather. The supplies we have available to us to deal with snow and ice aren't nearly as vast as northern states because this type of weather is not normal for us.

That being said, it would be wise to prepare in every way possible while there is still time. Even if it doesn't turn out as bad as predicted, better to be safe than sorry. Here is a checklist of things to consider:

Joann Sfar “The Wind” (2022) Source

Joann Sfar “Habanera” (2022) Source

Joann Sfar “The Chandelier” (2022) Source

"Ending explained" video for Herman Melville's Moby-Dick that initially appears to be doing something with the luciferan symbolism surrounding Captain Ahab, but by the two-thirds mark it's clear it's gradually circling in on the argument that Ishmael's improbable survival of the penultimate chapter proves he was secretly working for the whale.

Huuuuuge ghetsis and Colress dump I WANT THAT OLD MANNNN!!!!!! Save me ghetsis in a prison uniform save me!

Last Colress picture was actually drawn 3 months ago but shhhhhh……

just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

how it feels joining an established friend group

capitalism is crazy because you really do have soda companies committing human rights violations on the level of like, more stereotypically evil industries. to sell and make soda

when the curse is lifted

earthside assistance

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?