I know we are all like "people in caveman times would drill holes in their head to relieve headaches" andwe go oh that's so stupid that's so dumb but like. then I get a headache and I'm like.ooooh I get it I get it. Grug prepare the drill.

americans love doxxing their home states more than anything. we hear the name of our home state and everything goes black and we wake up 10 minutes later, having reblogged no fewer than 8 posts featuring the name of our home state

I can't believe it's this late on Thanksgiving and I haven't seen Peter Parker had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

Gotta do everything myself around here.

i see the vision op

Batman #442

Y'all I damn near passed out when I saw this. It's a sign from the comic book Gods. I lied when I said I was done making Frankenstein/Red Hood crossover edits. I will never be done and none of your can stop me!!!!!

Are we ignoring Bruce refers to Frankenstein’s monster as Frankenstein? I mean :/

Oh, Super Boy punching reality had absolutely nothing to do with Jason coming back to life. What actually happened is that Bruce said "Frankenstein" when he meant "Frankenstein's monster", and then Jason rose from the grave to correct him and torture him for the rest of his wretched life.

UTRH but make it something only literature assholes would like.

The entire arc is exactly the same, except instead of fighting about the j*ker, Bruce and Jason are just being pedantic assholes and arguing about classic literature. I love this.

Frankentodd: 8/?

Wild to me that some people take Bruce's general lack of expressiveness as indicative of him genuinely being less emotional and not invested in people, as if half his problems aren't caused by having an extremely overactive sense of empathy and feeling things way too deeply

Relatedly it's wild to me that some people take Bruce's stubbornness about his own ethical code as him believing that he's an infallible and good person, as if his whole persona as a superhero isn't constructed around his belief that he's somehow intrinsically terrible and monstrous.

I thought Old Man Yaoi was like a specific person or entity. Like you walk down to the river, there’s Old Man Consequences, you walk down to the oak tree there’s Old Man Sensibility, and then you walk into the gay club and you’ll never guess who it is

Blue Lily, Lily Blue

these are my thotz as someone who has been directly exposed to 2022 and 1966 batman within less than a month: there's a sweet spot between silly/gloomy ways to write bruce wayne, there's unpleasant extremes, and then there's the real extremes that are such weird little freaks that they make perfect sense

Startlingly accurate

Things that work in fiction but not real life

This post breaching containment has taught me that a lot of people seem to think they can accurately profile complete strangers. For the record, no the fuck you can't.

Commissions masterpost

Hey guys! I have a multitude of commission types available with unlimited slots! They’ll just be completed on a first come, first serve basis!

Type 1: fashion design

A custom piece, or a drawing based off an existing design in a character of your choosing

Basic design: $10 (flat colors)

Fully rendered: $30 (fully rendered)

Type 2: art nouveau

A character of your choosing in a Mucha-inspired style. Customizations include backgrounds and flower types depending on your preference

Basic lineart: 25$

No background or colors, just your character drawn in Mucha style. Line-art only.

Flat colors: 45$

Colored line-art and solid colored background.

Fully rendered: 60$

Full colors, line-art and custom background.

Type 3: portraits (new!!)

A shoulders-up piece of your character with fully rendered facial features and completed hair.

Fully rendered: 40$

Type 4: Klimt Inspired

These commissions are 80$ and are meant to mimic the work of Klimt. I usually do these from the chest up but I’m willing to do any pose you’d like! These are single figures but I can add another for an extra fee of 20 per figure. Each drawing is fully rendered and come with a bespoke background.

Commissions are officially open and I’ve got tons of time and energy to devote to taking new orders :)

In honor of a bunch of weirdly aggressive posts I've seen this past week:

I'm going to leave a comment on this specifically because it was a really big problem for me when I worked in Event Services, and I want smokers of all sorts to fucking understand something.

Not everyone has a good time with marijuana. I personally get extremely nauseous from prolonged exposure to it, and headaches.

I also had to work as Firewatch frequently in live concerts, which were held in an indoor venue much like a warehouse. ANY GA event with a fairly young demographic, and my whole fucking night was calling in substance use alerts to security, who couldn't do much of anything to stamp it out.

Understand that even if you are in a huge indoor venue, the ventilation is NOT good enough with so many other people in there for you to argue that your smoke and smell isn't going to bother anyone. IT BOTHERS EVERYONE. THIS INCLUDES VAPING.

I would be feeling so fucking ill by the time I'd take my half hour, and more often than not these concerts were 8 hour shifts from start to finish, so even when the concert is over and you've gone. that smoke is still fucking hanging around, and so are the symptoms of reactions to it. And Firewatch HAS to be in the building so long as anyone else is.

Fucking MISERABLE shifts, all because you think you need to get your hit while listening to live music in order to enjoy it for some fucking reason. Willing to bet plenty of patrons who paid money to enjoy those bands also had their time ruined by people deciding that smoking/vaping in an enclosed space where they had no way to get away from the smell and smoke was totally fine.

Not even getting into the safety risk part that necessitated having Firewatch wardens on shift for idiot shitheads who think lighting shit up inside is a good idea.

I literally couldn't give a fuck if you like to smoke pot, I am pro legalising it, but I want to rend you limb from limb with my teeth if you ever think its OK to smoke indoors or in ANY space where other people do not have the option of getting away from you, which is MOST communal/crowded spaces.

Don't be an absolute fuckshit. Smoke or vape your crap at home or in your car or off in a side street BEFORE you go to the concert and DO NOT, EVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, SMOKE IN A FUCKING MUSIC VENUE. EVEN outdoors. People CANNOT get away from you and you are pissing off and ruining the fun of every asthmatic and every person who has bad reactions to your substance.

Have some basic fucking consideration for other people I am BEGGING you.

SMOKING WEED IS STILL SMOKING.

Non-smoking spaces exist because many people are immediately negatively affected by the presence of smoke secondhand. Including but not limited asthmatics, people with lung diseases, elderly people, and babies/children.

I don’t care if it’s legal or if weed doesn’t have carcinogens baked into it or you don’t believe in contact highs or whatever, it is not about any of that. “There is smoke here” is enough to be a problem for lots and lots of people! Any smoke!

If an area says “no smoking” DO NOT SMOKE ANYTHING THERE. And for that matter, don’t vape either.

This sounds fun. 🏦

the Grant O'Brien prompt when Zac was doing a Grant impression... i swear it felt like I've heard him imitate Grant before.... i got a strong sense of .... deja vu

If your goals basically amount to "after The Revolution everything will be great because people will all have the Good Ethics and work together in my Perfect System and the Evil People with Bad Morals and Bad Behaviour who are making this world bad will be gone (killed/imprisoned/exiled/all converted to agree with us when they see our Perfect System)" then that's just fascism. I hate to say it but you've put a gay socialist hat on fascism.

The MAGA people are still gonna be around in your Perfect System and a very large proportion of them are still gonna be Like That. We can discourage antisocial behaviour through laws and education and changing cultural norms, but if plans for future society involve [group I'm opposed to] magically not being part of it so the Good People can Do Things Right, well.

✨No Bad Guys Here✨ - how do you want to enforce that.

Honestly, I think this concept of The Revolution is to some leftists what Armageddon is to some Christians: an easy excuse to not try and grapple with difficult problems like hunger or poverty or injustice or climate, because any day now the Great Reckoning will come and wipe the slate clean.

#well you see america was founded on [original sin] which makes it irredeemable and any effort to improve it ultimately pointless#the only hope for salvation is to wait for [armageddon] to destroy it and cast down the unrighteous so the rest of us can [reach paradise]#voting for example is an act of interacting with and investing in this world which is too evil and tenporary to be worth it#not when The Great Reckoning is on its way to wipe the slate clean

@blujayonthewing you can't leave these in the tags

trans women really get axed over the most spurious of allegations. like it doesn't even have to be remotely true. people just hate trans women.

if you're transfem and there's so much as a rumor you might be a bad person you suddenly become fucking radioactive to everyone, it's so wildly unfair.

some of you are fucking spineless. i think it's fucking spineless to immediately drop support of transfems in your community knowing the marginal space they have in society at the moment, knowing there's fascist fearmongering against them coming from everywhere, knowing almost every transfem faces some amount of harassment either online or on the streets.