Theyre selling Hondas on my post
ASKBOX IS OPEN REQUESTS ARE OPEN (JAN 10, 2025, 2PM-9PM EST) HERE ARE THE RULES
ground rules:
1) Funny- the request needs to be humorous, memes usually the most popular but dnd in jokes and other shitpostery is welcome. i abide by the MBMBAM NO BUMMERS rule - there are plenty of sad/deep/beautiful calligraphers out there who’d be happy to work with yall, but this isn’t that sort of channel
2) Length - aim for no more than 75 characters a request, my cue cards are only so big so I can only fit so much on each one and still not look like garbage. There is a little leeway but if you send me smth with like 120 characters it aint getting written
3) Amount of Requests - I am trying to be fair but i am one person running almost the ENTIRE thing, logistics, tech, etc, I have twitch mods and that's it. In order to be fair, please restrict yourselves to 3 requests per person to let everyone have a shot, if you send in more i will ctrl-f your username and pick my favourites
4) Content - I will not do anything I consider under the umbrella of general assholery - this includes racial slurs, edgelord bigotry, exclusionist jackassery etc. Please be kind to each other. Please let me know if I’ve taken a request that is some incredibly obscure piece of bigotry, someone once tried to slip a really obscure antisemetic piece of slang by me once
5) Repeats - I keyword tag EVERY SINGLE piece i’ve ever done on this blog, if you think I might have written smth already but aren’t sure, the /search/[keyword] is your friend, check if i’ve done your request before
the askbox is theshitpostcalligrapher.tumblr.com/ask , not a dm or submission to the blog. I’ll close submissions too so people don’t get the boxes confused. DM me for any actual clarifications, kind words, etc so they don’t get swallowed up by the behemoth of my askbox for months, and if you want to give me live encouragement the twitch link is right there, and the chat is the ideal way to inquire more about any of the day's rules since I'll be staring at that all day.
If you want to jump the ENTIRE queue and get your card done immediately, there are ways to donate on the twitch stream to get your request done with an ink of your choice. You can still submit 3 free requests in addition to what you pay for.
I’ll be streaming the entire time the askbox is open on twitch at twitch.tv/miathcalligrapher, trying to get as many of these done today as possible live. Once 9PM EST hits, the askbox will close but if you get your request into the askbox by then, it will be done eventually as I always have 4 cards up per day.
Here’s the link to my twitch, we’ll start a little after 2 o’clock.
ONE HOUR LEFT TO CLOSE!!!!
She is dying. My little niece’s lips are torn open from the freezing cold in Gaza. Ignoring this could cost her life.
Her lips are cracked and bleeding, not just dry. She is too small to explain her pain, but she feels it every moment.
This may look small, but it is unbearable for her. Please donate urgently to treat her and buy milk before it’s too late.
a little homunculus
my fursonas are communicatinggggg
posted a month ago on my Patreon and Ko-fi, original text post by @camilla-obscura with one of the replies to it by @zack-the-robot can be found here 💗
✅ you are welcome to: crop the images for banners/pfps (with credit); create voice overs w/o AI
❌ you may not: repost to other platforms w/o permission; create voice overs with AI; create NFTs
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
Good afternoon,
I'm just checking in to see if you're still planning on hurting me painfully. Please let me know if your feelings have changed regarding this matter. I would love to hear if there have been any updates since the last time we spoke. Feel free to respond at your convenience.
Thanks,
Your Fearful Target
kill me once, shame on you. kill me twice how did you do that
we don’t have enough for rent at the moment and we’re a day overdue so uh
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please reblog
any amount helps and we’re already overdue a day and i would rather not get evicted a day after moving into my new place so literally any amount helps
guess who’s apparently overdrafted too
guitar with "the purpose of this machine is what it does" written on it