Person in my gas station talking to someone on the phone: ...We're in Ohio...

Me, knowing we're in Utah: ????

Thank you for the map for context. It makes this 1,000 times funnier and intriguing.

i praise people for doing ordinary tasks all the time and it works out great

i'm so fucking over it

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

coo coo. coo coo coo. coo coo coo coo coo!

WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN HAPPENING

They are coming

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

He will not be exiled again

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

Frank

This post has EVERYTHING...

KPDH Daily Rumi Week 2025 | Dec 9th - Tiger

shifting gears from autistic gay hockey rep to autistic er doctor rep as we speak!

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

happy Boston Molasses Flood to all who celebrate

he’s still alive and breaking into homes with his girlfriend as of September 2025 btw

“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made

sorry for tagwatching but you still have to act like they aren’t mad at you imo! bc it’s the mad person’s duty to make it known if they want anything changed. it is never anyone’s duty to be a mind reader.

If I am mad at someone and am remaining Quiet about it, it is because I Do Not Want them to know that I’m mad.

Please respect my boundaries and assume that I am Not mad.

If you’re worried that I am mad, consider the possibility that I am mad for reasons I know are stupid and do not want to make it your problem.

Ohhh that last addition opens my eyes in a big way, thank you.

Being really into Frankenstein while at the same time being Chinese is so funny because every time Lord Byron gets brought up, the way his name is pronounced always makes me think of the word 白人 (bái rén), which translates into “white guy”. Lord White Guy.

Hockey player Jesse Kortuem publicly comes out as gay, crediting ‘Heated Rivalry’ with helping him share his story 🥹 one reason why GREAT LGBTQ REPRESENTATION MATTERS

If looks could kill... (+bonus)

Everybody STOP having a crisis, it’s now tea time

Pause all dread an catastrophe to have a cuppa and some cookies for the next 15-30 minutes

This is a wizard spell

*clink*!