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surprise ♂ BC 🇨🇦 i blog humour, aesthetics, anime, gacha games, amazing music, and quality organic memes.
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THIS IS FOR ONCE.. THIS IS FOR TWICE!!!! 🍭 such incredible performers giving their 100% omg they devoured fr ❤️

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

Accidentally beach episoded!

singing like you're doing karaoke while driving at night listening to olivia rodrigo is such a vibe like i cant wait for her new album fr

feel so fulfilled for real when i go to the gym in the mornings after having enough hours of sleep.. like woke up 5:15 am, finished workout by 7, then heading to work feeling invigorated 😁 let's get this bread

willyoucometomycottagethissummer? don't go to russia come to my HOUSE we'll have so much FUN 🤫private🤫 👀know👀 it's so no one will we could have a week, or even 2️⃣

we'd be completely alone... ✨TOGETHER✨

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