the thing is shane fully would have married rose and had a deeply unfilling miserable life

or more likely another woman who would be willing to let herself have really bad sex for a lifetime just because shane is nice and rich

Let me tell you a story.

I am an archeologist. I specialize in a somewhat obscure but by no means boring or meaningless Neolithic culture in Germany.

It has a Wikipedia page. A well curated, surprisingly extensive Wiki page that encapsulates all the important information about the culture, including literature references for further research.

One day, we asked Chat GPT about this culture. W were curious which details it would get wrong.

ALL OF THEM, except for the fact that it's a culture in present day Germany.

It didn't even get the chronological time frame wrong and called it a celtic culture.

When we told it it's wrong, it came at us with made up literature sources. Literally made up. It took two well known German archeologist who weren't even active at the same time, added a year - both were already dead - and sold that as source.

And it LITERALLY would only have had to quote Wikipedia to get everything right.

THAT is how unbelievably shitty and wrong all those AIs are.

They are making shit up. They are not sourcing information, they're just slapping words together by their most like relative occurance.

Do not trust ChatGPT or any other so-called AI ever.

imagine you’re so fucking stressed out, you’ve been losing to him which your dad told you not to do and now you have to go to your nightmare home in days, you’re just trying to avoid everyone but he tracks you down, drunk, screams at you, still can’t seem to leave your side, DOES THIS WITH YOU SEE ABOVE, screams at you again, literally comes one centimeter from kissing you again, and storms off. like ok

theyre making another movie

I won’t let them.

Humans lowkey don't have enough climbing enrichment at home

gym bike race is so fun bcs both of them find themselves here. as everyone else is asleep. they are, from the beginning and in their singular competition, situated at a station that is so alienating, and lonely and carries insane amounts of pressure for performance. and apart from the veiled looks and heavy breathing this is really. pushing each other further in the thing they both want and need to excel at. finding a private space in the highly performative hetero-masculine environment they can fall in so easily because they recognise each other. it is the middle of the night. both of them are here to exhaust their bodies back to sleep, to clear their minds. what a day huh.

this is the place they both independently chose, because their bodies are not only the center of their lives but also the only place where they can exert complete control and relinquish it to the flow of adrenaline. their bodies are their way of connection but it's ultimately their overlapping need and similarity that creates this space of interesection where rivalry becomes an incinerator for growth, making something greater together through that wanting to be better than but also for the other.

both needing to clear their head from external expectation and ilya pushing them both far enough out of their minds and to the limits of their bodies. the psychological erotics of contest. the semi-public location. the sweat. falling in sync with the other's breath. which is of course gay sex. it's cruising at the gym. here, already, ilya says more and he says it again later too. and again and again. and shane lets himself look. opens himself to it.

it seems that a lot of times people telling someone to “get therapy” envision the ideal outcome of this to be essentially like lobotomizing the person in question

In these more stoic cultures, it’s like, if I don’t know you, you’re not in. But the moment you are in, I will fucking die for you. Once Shane was in, Ilya was like, “You’re mine forever. I will do anything for you.” — Connor Storrie

the concept of never including women in anything or never liking women in order to avoid misogyny is really funny and by funny i mean a different word

Scott and Jackson should have some heated rivalry thing going on

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Love going to bed with a new, good daydream scenario fresh in my mind. Like yes girl, movie night!

Taylor Swift, My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

holy quaternity

While making dinner tonight, I very very fleetingly, but very seriously and legitimately thought “I should watch Goncharov tonight”

And then I Remembered.

That it's no longer on poob?

This is incomprehensible outside of tumblr, i love a well maintained closed ecosystem

@upthewitchypunx

Nothing makes you feel more like turning into the Joker than seeing your third “They Won’t Commit to Defunding ICE” post about a Democrat who absolutely does support defunding ICE coming from one of the same 3 Only Posts Twitter Screenshots tumblr site (usually despidase) of the week getting thousands of notes, knowing that this is the exact playbook used by Russia against Hillary Clinton, and knowing that if you pointed that out, some Tumblr users will tell you that all those Russian agents were really real people who all followed the same playbook of posting Twitter screenshots of curated memes from Twitter that slowly added in more and more misinformation and disinformation about Democrats leading up to an election and then promptly disappear after the election happens.