Velvette: Yeah my sexual awakening was slave Leia, who was yours Val?
Valentino: Oh it was that TV host my mama and sisters were mad about. Vincent Whittman.
Velvette: Wait you mean the serial killer? I watched a document about him, he killed famous people and declared their deaths on his news channel like a sociopath.
Valentino: Oh kinky… maybe I’ll find him and fuck him to piss Vox off. He won’t like that.
Velvette: No he won’t hahahah. But god, didn’t he die in the most fuckass way?
Valentino: Oh my god yes, a TV falling to his…
Both, looking at suspiciously quiet Vox:
Vox:
Vox: In my defence, it was an accident, I wasn’t actually going to kill myself.